Sell some shoes, come home, dance!
Delivery's how much?!
Sunstroke Project - Eurovision 2017
MRW work calls and wants me to come in early
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When my phone restarts out of nowhere
RHM - 7/15
Top 3 Adorable Cat Gifs
Remember, Remember the 5th of November
What do you mean a wall?
MRW someone says "Smile for the camera!"
When someone reposts something intentionally
Those poor upvote & downvote GIFs...
I see your I.f.P. & raise you "Imgur for Cool Cats" :P
Every October...
Literally the worst season
When you faintly hear your name called at work/home...
When someone says we're outmatched.
When a game company reports their games underperformed, and they're still charging $60 & $80.
MRW I find awesome free to use code...
Whoever invented disguises...
MRW a customer complains to me about something way beyond my control
Dear kids in Kindergarten,
Bought a huge computer desk, took forever to build it, and finally finished said construction at 2am.
MFW I just took my 5th shit at work
"I watched Thor 2, and now I'm pregnant"
Making the mistake of playing a horror game at night...
When the receptionist says, "You have to make an appointment online."
Every Sunday...
When listening to that favorite song...
Dear Friend,
Just don't stab yourself in the... with that...
MRW I hear the dog barking and someone says "Hey, I think he has to go out, dude."
When someone asks you to go to the grocery store, after you literally just got back from there.
MRW a project I really liked ended up failing miserably