RockTheCatBox

102132 pts · September 30, 2016


I drink scotch with my cat. I strive to drink a lot more scotch, with a lot more cats.

Dude, 100%. She gets worse with age...going on 14.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s before most of our times. America’s favorite bus driver of the ‘50s. From the Honeymooners. Ralph Kramden. I found it fitting.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a perfect place for mommy, daddy and auntie to visit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, he's not even a year and a half old. He don't care about shit, really.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww. His name is James, after his great grandfather. Seems fitting.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha! I was definitely temped to kill the dog, but I would never do such a thing. We are both still good friends.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wish you the best of luck in your relationship! It sounds like you really love her. She's a lucky gal!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I appreciate your support. In all seriousness, I'm okay not having kids. I'm a "cat mom" and happy with that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Against society's idea, not having children in not selfish at all! I applaud your decision!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty set with the idea of no kiddos. I'm 34 and like my life as it is. Plus 1 yr away from a geriatric pregnancy. No thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hahaha! Touche!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, and I'm a chick....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I will always upvote scotchy scotch!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I shit my pants in the leather bucket seat of a Mustang once. Every day since then has been better. Yay!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Are you still tied to your buddy?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I used to work at a rec facility and we'd do this all the time with the students as a team building activity.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of those really good dumps that start your morning just right. Thank you, @op.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't played video games since Super Nintendo and Sega Dreamcast was a thing. I would play this so hard and eat Vegemite in your honor!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rick, is that you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your pets and my pets would make great friends.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coming from a woman who has actually gone through some serious shit: women need to fucking stop being pussies!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Iggy Pop! Yes!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

TIL that Angelina Jolie was married to Johnny Lee Miller, and that I am a dirty whore.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They make them cute for a reason....so we don't eat our young. And congrats! I'm happy for you! 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

out the window because you haven't slept for days and you can't figure out what to do turn a dim light on so you can see your baby's face 2/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a good feeling to have. Probably not fun, but good. Some new parent advice from my sister: If you're ready to throw that baby 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's a thumbs up for your bro!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha. It does! It's actually part of the carrier. Looks like chubby thighs though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0