RoseNoot

214187 pts · May 30, 2012


MRW bf and I are both depressed but I gotta pull it together to help him out.

Points 12
Comments 8
Views 447

Service worker problems...

Points 77
Comments 37
Views 136

Third time's a charm, right?

Points 290
Comments 80
Views 484

When your adorable new kitten drops a deuce for the first time and you find out that motherfucker's anus is working some dark Satanic stank magic.

Points 90
Comments 21
Views 1528

MRW someone mentions that they hate both American candidates.

Points 68
Comments 67
Views 1640

I am not a fancy person, but every time I get a day off, I try to make myself a real breakfast...

Points 1185
Comments 129
Views 31374

This shouldn't be exciting, but...

Points 51
Comments 8
Views 94

Should've done this months ago--

Points 101
Comments 26
Views 96

When ya shit so hard ya gotta brace yourself

Points 18
Comments 1
Views 618

When ya gotta wait for a tall person to come grab something just out of your reach.

Points 34
Comments 9
Views 25

Found these in the walk-in at my work the other day.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 101

MRW my ex says he wants to hate me but can't think of any bad times.

Points 15
Comments 25
Views 448

Not OC, but fuck it, no one's perfect.

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 466

Insomnia vs. depression

Points 72
Comments 15
Views 482

Ah the power of sheer panic.

Points 133
Comments 14
Views 315

MRW a customer orders her sandwich without oil then starts screaming at me because there's no oil on her sandwich.

Points 32
Comments 11
Views 2678

When a particularly cunty customer tells me she's never coming back again.

Points 89
Comments 14
Views 826

Well my costume wasn't much, but I was pretty happy with my makeup!

Points 34
Comments 10
Views 1258

MRW a 2-inch cockroach skitters past my bare goddamn feet in the safety of my own room.

Points 39
Comments 12
Views 590

MST3K response gifs? MST3K response gifs.

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 2473

When your depression, anxiety, and insomnia all gang up on you.

Points 895
Comments 120
Views 34855

Real life, though.

Points 241
Comments 29
Views 57

MRW I eat and masturbate at the same time...

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 2229

Frankie modeling the cone he has to wear until his booboo gets better.

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 968

this paint chip that fell from my ceiling IS the duck/rabbit illusion.

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 76

It's a vicious cycle...

Points 44
Comments 17
Views 152

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Points 35
Comments 22
Views 51

Every fucking time.

Points 170
Comments 9
Views 66

When your life is falling apart around you and you gotta be "okay"--

Points 33
Comments 8
Views 538

Depression dog, anyone?

Points 25
Comments 12
Views 23

When you order a bra online and it fits perfectly.

Points 22
Comments 13
Views 10224

Every time I paint my nails...

Points 8
Comments 7
Views 74

There are so many things I should have been doing...

Points 178
Comments 43
Views 270

¯\(°_°)/¯

Points 8
Comments 36
Views 56

MRW I made enough this month to order $20 of take-out and not feel guilty.

Points 73
Comments 4
Views 178

Me every time I encounter a mirror.

Points 53
Comments 20
Views 373

I love naked women as much as anyone, but come on guys, if I want porn I'll just redtube it.

Points 49
Comments 13
Views 2414

As a food service worker, this is my scream of horror every morning and every night.

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 422

Clive Barker, guys.

Points 13
Comments 7
Views 994

Real talk

Points 13
Comments 19
Views 12

MRW none of my friends are texting back and I begin mentally preparing for an unending life of loneliness.

Points 13
Comments 27
Views 914

Seriously, is there anyone who HONESTLY wouldn't go for this?

Points 9848
Comments 834
Views 10032

A collection of my "Lil' RJ" comics

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 8

I just bit the inside of my cheek so hard there's a half inch strip of cheekflesh hanging off in my mouth.

Points 22
Comments 12
Views 929

Every time someone tells me I'm funny

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 47

MRW my I break up with my bf and he immediately starts throwing textbook emotionally abusive shit at me.

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 350

As an amateur writer...

Points 29
Comments 5
Views 1327

After months of serious writer's block, I finally worked out the biggest plot issue of my book!

Points 93
Comments 8
Views 521

Caught the exact moment I hit one month without cigarettes.

Points 24
Comments 14
Views 96

MRW my friend gives me his showtime password

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 284

MRW I'm browsing Imgur and my friend leans over my shoulder and says "What's that website?"

Points 84
Comments 9
Views 569

Jim Gaffigan, is that you?

Points 4304
Comments 98
Views 8367
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