MRW bf and I are both depressed but I gotta pull it together to help him out.
Service worker problems...
Third time's a charm, right?
When your adorable new kitten drops a deuce for the first time and you find out that motherfucker's anus is working some dark Satanic stank magic.
MRW someone mentions that they hate both American candidates.
I am not a fancy person, but every time I get a day off, I try to make myself a real breakfast...
This shouldn't be exciting, but...
Should've done this months ago--
When ya shit so hard ya gotta brace yourself
When ya gotta wait for a tall person to come grab something just out of your reach.
Found these in the walk-in at my work the other day.
MRW my ex says he wants to hate me but can't think of any bad times.
Not OC, but fuck it, no one's perfect.
Insomnia vs. depression
Ah the power of sheer panic.
MRW a customer orders her sandwich without oil then starts screaming at me because there's no oil on her sandwich.
When a particularly cunty customer tells me she's never coming back again.
Well my costume wasn't much, but I was pretty happy with my makeup!
MRW a 2-inch cockroach skitters past my bare goddamn feet in the safety of my own room.
MST3K response gifs? MST3K response gifs.
When your depression, anxiety, and insomnia all gang up on you.
Real life, though.
MRW I eat and masturbate at the same time...
Frankie modeling the cone he has to wear until his booboo gets better.
this paint chip that fell from my ceiling IS the duck/rabbit illusion.
It's a vicious cycle...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Every fucking time.
When your life is falling apart around you and you gotta be "okay"--
Depression dog, anyone?
When you order a bra online and it fits perfectly.
Every time I paint my nails...
There are so many things I should have been doing...
¯\(°_°)/¯
MRW I made enough this month to order $20 of take-out and not feel guilty.
Me every time I encounter a mirror.
I love naked women as much as anyone, but come on guys, if I want porn I'll just redtube it.
As a food service worker, this is my scream of horror every morning and every night.
Clive Barker, guys.
Real talk
MRW none of my friends are texting back and I begin mentally preparing for an unending life of loneliness.
Seriously, is there anyone who HONESTLY wouldn't go for this?
A collection of my "Lil' RJ" comics
I just bit the inside of my cheek so hard there's a half inch strip of cheekflesh hanging off in my mouth.
Every time someone tells me I'm funny
MRW my I break up with my bf and he immediately starts throwing textbook emotionally abusive shit at me.
As an amateur writer...
After months of serious writer's block, I finally worked out the biggest plot issue of my book!
Caught the exact moment I hit one month without cigarettes.
MRW my friend gives me his showtime password
MRW I'm browsing Imgur and my friend leans over my shoulder and says "What's that website?"
Jim Gaffigan, is that you?