RubberChickenGoD

32993 pts · September 5, 2017


Pubic bile…… ……if you read this screen shot it, post it, and I will tell you a joke. It may or may not be funny, but I will tell you one. Just one. No more, no less.

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What if my blood uses copper instead of iron?

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Something awakened in me.

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Please

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Happy Bob Hoskins day.

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I need an obligatory anime beach episode right now.

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The point of a CCR song

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I would not mind a gock in my mouth.

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Eraser mate pen. I know it’s not here, but I need something erasable and I had accidentally drew blood on a friend of mine in 9th grade with one.

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Is that a literal butthole on that flying saucer?

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In case I get ‘thirsty’…

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I read carb as crab.

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Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Hoo, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no furtunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord?
But when the taxman come to the door
Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially Catholicism.

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I know what I like.

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Of course. This girl love to be chased like that.

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I got a backup of it.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You called?

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I like my humor just on how I like my chocolate, dark.

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I want yakity sax (benny hill chase music) to be played at mine.

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