SLCtechie

659447 pts · January 26, 2019


Your drunk neighborhood IT milky man from polygamist SL,UT (not personally a polygamist... yet). Feel free to DM me spunky fresh sweet nothings. My hobbies include: computers, technology, computers, Imgur, and computers. Also nature (Utah has the best nature, as well as computers). I also enjoy taking long beach on the walks- and then jumping on my computer to browse Imgur. If any of you live in the Salt Lake valley and enjoy hiking, hit me up and I’ll show you my favorite hikes to places with great WiFi! If this makes it to the front page, I’ll break my computer with ... wait a second, this already happened! Check it out here: https://imgur.com/gallery/0rh2O7J Follow up video: https://imgur.com/gallery/h5ShhOG As much as I love this community, I feel that it has rapidly changed from what I remember. As such, I will be spending more of my browsing time on Bluesky and Skylight. Please feel free to follow me @slctechie.bsky.social. I will still pop on here from time to time (especially while bsky is still gaining momentum), but for those who chat with me on here, expect longer delays in my responses. Love you all and hope to see you on bsky!

Do you by chance also really love lasagna?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you get bought out by a city umbrella corporation. The site gets more city like.

7 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

In my town they would have just filled it with sand and called it good

7 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw hopefully this will help

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rule #whatever of IT: if the end user says “quick question”, it never will be.

7 months ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

#6 because no matter which pocket she says it’s in, it won’t be there and so you’ll look through 50 different pockets not able to find it. When you finally bring it to her, she’ll open the 51st pocket you swear didn’t exist when you were looking and pull it out immediately.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but if it doesn’t have Paul Rudd in it, I ain’t seeing it.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

…and cheer for the orcas sinking the yachts.

7 months ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 9

They wouldn’t be a champion if they required a bib

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Only 6? I’m at 34.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wouldn’t mind sitting on his lap. Especially considering the size of his monument.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I’m really hoping more dem govs jump on board with this.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This guy was born with a second mortgage

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How bad does food have to be that vinegar improves the taste of it?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yeah, except when you get to a dump on Shawn the Sheep and fall asleep before counting them all.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s part of the browser’s developer tools. You may need to enable developer tools first depending on the browser. But for most browsers, if you right click anywhere on the page, there will be an option that’s says “inspect” (verbiage varies by browser).

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I’m thankful I was born in the darkness, molded by it.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Am I glad that he’s dancing in there and we’re dancing out here and that he’s the sheriff and we’re dancing in there. And I just remembered, we’re dancing out here. The one thing I want to know is, where’s the caveman?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I don’t understand. This cable is cat 6, why am I only getting 10/100?”

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, they’re not gay. They just really like reverse cowgirl and they never turn their back on family.

7 months ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 5

It couldn’t nail it because it hammered when it should have screwed.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what I understand, any species that shares a recent, common ancestor is generally compatible.

8 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Also a good idea to prevent sqeeters

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They’re 2 for $10.

8 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Yeah, voles are the worst.

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Where would one get these trees with golden leaves?

8 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

“We need to protect the children… unless they’re any color other than white or happen to live in a place that Israel hates.”

8 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 7