Hello internet friends! I am a paramedic, a maker, and a gamer. I collect D&D memes for my weekly gaming group. I also enjoy memes to send to my wife and ideas for crafting and costuming. If you enjoy bad jokes or rolling dice, feel free to send me a message.
We go to work to earn money, so that we can pay for the things we like. Some people are lucky enough to enjoy their work or have friends there. For most, its the place you make money and then leave.
No one needs to like me at my job. They love me at my local maker space, my D&D group, and in my online circles. I have friends who i genuinely love, and I have a few work colleagues I don't mind hanging out with off the clock. Everyone else? I'm paid to be there...
I'm sure you can keep edging out a few more scenes if you keep it up. It may be hard, but we appriciate the diligent erotic compositions.
...My name is Sam and I enjoy making dirty comments.
Who sweatpants?
He certainly is growing on me!
I personally hate people who say "its just a phase". Life is a phase... one that will pass. But during that life you are who you are.
What isn't doof?
They did do a good job.
I'm sorry he had no jokes for his gay son. I guess he was a straight man...
Congratulations for being both funny and yourself. His loss for never learning about the real you
Its a lacrimescene now
88 is better than 69, be ause you get ate twice.
As someone who reaches out to my employees, remember that they may actually just be checking on you because they are human. People often support others in ways they wished they had been supported themselves.
Don't be a dick if they really are just checking on you. She respected your safety concerns, and now might be checking on you for other concerns.
I wish i could upvote you...
#29 that's Horny... I know, its shocking to some how horny we all are. Bigger and better fed than the others.
I can also draw a meme from a seated position. It's a hard job, but someone has to do it
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Happy 50th!
As someone who identifies as Carbon based, I feel unseen and unfairly represented. I don't want to subtract from my hydrogen or helium homies, but us outliers exist.
My family never ran out during the apocalyptic. Occasionally the favorite brands were unavailable... once we went to Academy to buy toilet paper from their camping isle. But we never even had to resort to single ply.
I had my cheese sent to a lab for testing once. He said it was delicious. We were smelling the lab results for hours.
That's still an even number... I'm starting to understand why people keep thinking the horrors are beyond their comprehension... they lack imagination. We can do better, people!
No offense to Tyr. We haven't forgot, we just also like titties.
Finally, a Tuesday worth worshiping!
Get those gains!
A reply for Dummies.
She didn't say she was done with 3, just that it was a drinking night.
That was a very literal way to get a better vocabulary
#6 space did nothing
Hopefully gainful employment prevents recidivating
I'm ready to have that conversation
I feel like theres some more to this. It certainly makes me enjoy karrots
May this be the valkyrie that ushers you into Valhalla