Samthetrue

47857 pts ยท July 29, 2018


Hello internet friends! I am a paramedic, a maker, and a gamer. I collect D&D memes for my weekly gaming group. I also enjoy memes to send to my wife and ideas for crafting and costuming. If you enjoy bad jokes or rolling dice, feel free to send me a message.

We go to work to earn money, so that we can pay for the things we like. Some people are lucky enough to enjoy their work or have friends there. For most, its the place you make money and then leave.

No one needs to like me at my job. They love me at my local maker space, my D&D group, and in my online circles. I have friends who i genuinely love, and I have a few work colleagues I don't mind hanging out with off the clock. Everyone else? I'm paid to be there...

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure you can keep edging out a few more scenes if you keep it up. It may be hard, but we appriciate the diligent erotic compositions.

...My name is Sam and I enjoy making dirty comments.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who sweatpants?

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He certainly is growing on me!

13 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I personally hate people who say "its just a phase". Life is a phase... one that will pass. But during that life you are who you are.

19 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What isn't doof?

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They did do a good job.

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry he had no jokes for his gay son. I guess he was a straight man...

Congratulations for being both funny and yourself. His loss for never learning about the real you

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Its a lacrimescene now

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

88 is better than 69, be ause you get ate twice.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone who reaches out to my employees, remember that they may actually just be checking on you because they are human. People often support others in ways they wished they had been supported themselves.

Don't be a dick if they really are just checking on you. She respected your safety concerns, and now might be checking on you for other concerns.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I wish i could upvote you...

2 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#29 that's Horny... I know, its shocking to some how horny we all are. Bigger and better fed than the others.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy 50th!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who identifies as Carbon based, I feel unseen and unfairly represented. I don't want to subtract from my hydrogen or helium homies, but us outliers exist.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My family never ran out during the apocalyptic. Occasionally the favorite brands were unavailable... once we went to Academy to buy toilet paper from their camping isle. But we never even had to resort to single ply.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had my cheese sent to a lab for testing once. He said it was delicious. We were smelling the lab results for hours.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's still an even number... I'm starting to understand why people keep thinking the horrors are beyond their comprehension... they lack imagination. We can do better, people!

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No offense to Tyr. We haven't forgot, we just also like titties.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finally, a Tuesday worth worshiping!

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Get those gains!

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A reply for Dummies.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She didn't say she was done with 3, just that it was a drinking night.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That was a very literal way to get a better vocabulary

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 space did nothing

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully gainful employment prevents recidivating

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm ready to have that conversation

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like theres some more to this. It certainly makes me enjoy karrots

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

May this be the valkyrie that ushers you into Valhalla

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1