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619931 pts ยท May 23, 2013


Best thing I ever did was compose my dog a good morning song. Morning is My Best Friend Is Here energy!!!!! She is so Pavlovian geeked by my singing it, I can get a random any moment massive tail wag.

like coal mining, he thinks it's better when a child does it

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that movie has other purposes

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fair. based on his actions I assumed the worst. not enough detail.

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also, im pretty sure he was there for a child he found attractive. the pedophile angle isn't going to help him

18 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

the fact he was there for a child he found attractive is peak reddit

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fascinating how little Jewish nationalists learned despite their unwavering pride in being Jewish

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his sister's are that bad?

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that's a rounding error I'm not wasting my time considering. They keep quiet

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

happens in thr Thai Monasteries as well. They've had more than a few scandals now that text messages from senior monks are producing receipts.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Religion is a tool of blind obedience where faith and ancient texts trump logic. Money will always come before morality.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

im going to disagree with that. Before MAGA my catholic middle school swept a systematic child groaping scandal under the rug to protect their reputation. Time and time again Damage Control is the first concern of numerous sects over protecting children.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

probably way darker than that arrangement

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she's all up in her guts... sorry, I had to on this one.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there was only 1 time I went to my parents when something was truly unfair. The rest of the time there was a 0% chance I'd tell my parents I got in trouble at school because that would mean also being in trouble at home.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

happens. once left my child/baby basket on the counter st the post office and almost left. Postal Worker lady laughed and said ,"you're obviously a new father"

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the burnout is real. schools are happy to give everyone every accommodation under the sun, then shove the burden onto teachers with their hands tied by terrible school policies. My wife frequently struggles to find the motivation to keep teaching

3 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

woof. guardians of monster kids come in 2 flavors: uninvolved or malitious excuses.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

look at the comments and they'll be 95% crap politics with random comments like "oh a doggo" sprinkled in on a #dog post to pretend at being human

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"all things are possible through Christ."

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you wouldn't be shocked these things are announced at tax return day to suck up the "poor person bad with money" crowd

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's water on a hot pan before bringing it out to the table. pure theater

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so weird to have me with my toddler daughter get the highest praise from old people. It's like being a man active in a child's life is the greatest form of heroics. Makes me sad to realize how little a hand those men probably had in their kid's life. Mine was rather hands off. Supportive, but never gave me a bath or changed a diaper.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yup. it's the feeling that you can't replace what i bought 15 years ago. my used car, a Honda with 34000 miles , was 12K bought in cash. that same car would be 24K or more today. People wonder why I don't "upgrade". Because I'm far better off than anyone with a car payment.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Koopas being the English is pretty fitting

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you'd have to avoid all extradition countries because quite a few would happily deport you

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