Schaade

32145 pts · April 16, 2019


"Me after the Italian war." "Also me, when new [what?] have been built(?)." Sort of.

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Garbage pail.

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Do they taste like chicken eggs?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann. Funny lady, but this character was kind of creepy.

4 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Well, you go right ahead. The rest of us--

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

2 stone = 28 lbs.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean this entire battalion couldn't find one vegetable crate?

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Say ohhhhhh...

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need to be more specific: you mean the Grand Canyon, or the Teton Valley?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sure do.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We can't get used to the idea of a toenail as big as a pot pie.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good morning. Very.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: the other is 34.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Any prosciutto-style ham needs some of that fat. It makes the ham richer, and cushions against the salt. Trim it if you like, but eat some.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer raw Serano ham, at breakfast with an omelette, or over the sink at 1 am when I should be in bed.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know--I've eaten a number of them. I'm still traumatized. 😦

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

COOKED prosciutto. Horrors.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why would you consider it bacon? It's from a completely different part of the pig, it's never smoked, and I've never heard of anyone eating bacon raw.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's ham, not bacon.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It hardly tastes like anything. That's it's strong point--it's never bad, and you can see what it is--beef. Just not good beef. But not bad.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nothing fair or unfair about it. It's just a 12% price increase. If I'm dissatisfied with the service I won't be back. USA, btw.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So dragon fruit doesn't make you BREATHE fire...

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not from here, but bring her in close and I'll give it a try.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Best that we don't. Just say "this soup is excellent" and you'll drool enough to ruin the soup.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eau de Colon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Don't do it. Often stress weight loss is largely water. Plenty of fluids and your normal diet plus only what you're actually hungry for.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Scheisseshelf, aka Ploppengestoppen.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 looks like C3PO's colon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Doesn't anyone else think this is a little warped? "So, Fraulein, how is the liver tonight?" "Gut, mein Herr--sehr frisch."

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the weirder movies I've seen.

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0