Nate, Amy, and their Baby
Haven't posted in a while, but this feels dern good!
Put em up!
Got my first tattoo yesterday and browsing imgur was my way of coping with the needle (I have a fear of needles)
MRW my mom kills my wife with wildfire
Not RHM, but C&HM
Remember...
Pilates
A Cage has no name
Guest Appearances on Scrubs
Happening more often; or noticing more often
Types username and password 295 times, finally gets online for one minute. Rattata caught.
I mean, who hasn't stumbled into the wrong bed?
Runayng!
Turkelton doesn't lose things
I usually just take this as a sign that it's okay to speed up
When you know you've bombed a test
MRW my insurance company tries to explain to me my benefits and eligibility for a procedure
David Grohl's opinion on the new Captain America movie
Get off the toilet and go to work/school/back to sleep!
Sudden Clarity Clarence Strikes Again
Did you hear that Hillary won California?
Always reminds me of Mortal Kombat
every time
MRW my SO asks if I've dropped my morning duece
Finally! Paid off my wife's loans...now to tackle mine!
MRW I'm a nurse and a blonde doctor judges me for hooking up with a young black surgeon in the on-call room
Not disappointed with my "pony" Google search
MRW I misspell my title on a post
Took a trip to the holy land today
Today in History: The 15th Amendment Passes (1870) Protecting the right to vote regardless of race.
Today in History
Today In History: Three Mile Island Partial Meltdown As it Unfolded
Wanna read a story?
My Old Lady
is there a thing as too much merry on Christmas?
Would you rather have a lightsaber or an Iron Man suit?
When I was young, before chip technology, credit carding someone meant swiping
Steam Sale
The struggle is real
Just lightly burn the wood for a beautiful finish, they said. It would be easy, they said. Fuck you pinterest.
MRW it's my cake day and I get to see Star Wars in the theater today
MRW I read Star Wars spoilers but have already seen the movie
How I feel coming home from work with no responsibilities tonight, the wife is gone, and I just bought Division
When I can't tell if I'm in
One of us! One of us! One of us!
My friend's reaction upon hearing that my Cake Day is on the same day as the release of The Force Awakens