Please Observe Wally and Honey for my Cakeday
Moptimus Prime, cleaning the floor with Deceptions since day 1
Our Not-Venus Fly-trap
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground - Obi Woof Kengoodboi
As you see, the ferocious canius familiarus, known as Wally, unrelentingly battles its prey
OP is the Assistant to the Branch Manager
Wally-burrito snuggled up like a little buuug
Her: Don't come around here with that BS. Me coming around with my BS
MRW I hit on my wife with a cheesy pickup line
I think my office couch is plotting something
Karen, your Chevy Tahoe with Kansas plates is no place for that sticker.
Paint me like one of your French Poodles
Don't look at it.
"Dad, teach me how to talk to bitches" - Wally
Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary! - Wally, probably
Honey Ryder collectsh shea shells by the shea shore
Late to the party, 10th thing I favorited
I showed you my stick and (tennis) balls, pls respond
The retrieve is strong in this one
MRW I aim at the dirty spot in the office toilet
MRW I leave after finishing the bar exam
He's on a journey to return the last surviving Quantum Physics textbook to a university on Alcatraz Island
I really don't understand how this makes it to the front page every damn day.
MRW I see all of the Tesla auto charger posts
Apparently the drummer from Nirvana can sing too
Dyson Airblades™ blow
Please wait while your Golden Retriever completes charging.
Another mystery solved by Burt Macklin
The very predictable M(ale)RW experiencing drive-by street harassment
Mantis-bro came to visit me
MRW I received a big law firm's rejection letter for an environmental attorney position
The steaks have never been higher.
She didn't retrieve gold, but she did fetch her lion