SeanConnerysLisp

8684 pts · March 17, 2015


Please Observe Wally and Honey for my Cakeday

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 371

Moptimus Prime, cleaning the floor with Deceptions since day 1

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Comments 3
Views 1454

Our Not-Venus Fly-trap

Points 32
Comments 5
Views 1353

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground - Obi Woof Kengoodboi

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Comments 3
Views 672

As you see, the ferocious canius familiarus, known as Wally, unrelentingly battles its prey

Points 34
Comments 2
Views 1483

OP is the Assistant to the Branch Manager

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Comments 4
Views 1133

Wally-burrito snuggled up like a little buuug

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Comments 1
Views 646

Her: Don't come around here with that BS. Me coming around with my BS

Points 109
Comments 10
Views 3039

MRW I hit on my wife with a cheesy pickup line

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Comments 3
Views 1869

I think my office couch is plotting something

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Comments 4
Views 481

Karen, your Chevy Tahoe with Kansas plates is no place for that sticker.

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Comments 5
Views 752

Paint me like one of your French Poodles

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Comments 0
Views 262

Don't look at it.

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Comments 0
Views 397

"Dad, teach me how to talk to bitches" - Wally

Points 42
Comments 2
Views 1514

Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary! - Wally, probably

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Comments 7
Views 859

Honey Ryder collectsh shea shells by the shea shore

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Comments 2
Views 84

Late to the party, 10th thing I favorited

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Comments 1
Views 96

I showed you my stick and (tennis) balls, pls respond

Points 24
Comments 1
Views 973

The retrieve is strong in this one

Points 27
Comments 1
Views 1043

MRW I aim at the dirty spot in the office toilet

Points 1446
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Views 26721

MRW I leave after finishing the bar exam

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Comments 4
Views 1905

He's on a journey to return the last surviving Quantum Physics textbook to a university on Alcatraz Island

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Comments 1
Views 63

I really don't understand how this makes it to the front page every damn day.

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Comments 12
Views 67

MRW I see all of the Tesla auto charger posts

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Comments 2
Views 23675

Apparently the drummer from Nirvana can sing too

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Comments 3
Views 431

Dyson Airblades™ blow

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Comments 0
Views 32

Please wait while your Golden Retriever completes charging.

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Comments 1
Views 58

Another mystery solved by Burt Macklin

Points 12
Comments -1
Views 1206

The very predictable M(ale)RW experiencing drive-by street harassment

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Comments 15
Views 273

Mantis-bro came to visit me

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Comments 3
Views 57

MRW I received a big law firm's rejection letter for an environmental attorney position

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Comments 2
Views 204

The steaks have never been higher.

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Comments 1
Views 5036

She didn't retrieve gold, but she did fetch her lion

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Comments 3
Views 86
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