On this day 150 years ago, the Battle of Gettysburg happened.
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Exciting Combo of Fear and Shame
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MRW it's laundry day and I think I left a pen in my jean pocket after I've started the washing machine.
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MRW I use my pee stream to blast someone else's skid marks off the office toilet bowl.
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MFW I read the horrible comments in the negative section of a sob story post.
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Decided to polish off a bottle of wine from an outdoor party last week and almost swallowed this shitty impression of a mezcal worm. Yikes.
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To all my retail brethren preparing for this final weekend.
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MRW I think the waiter is bringing our food but it's for someone else.
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MRW I'm sending some timber down river and ice cold death water splashes on my chocolate starfish
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Today was truly a dark day...
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