Sechran

430470 pts Β· October 18, 2019


#1 - Unless you're 𝘲𝘢𝘒𝘭π˜ͺ𝘧π˜ͺ𝘦π˜₯ to deal with evil magic swords, picking it up would be irresponsible.

Leave it where it is and contact your local exorcist, paladin, or other dark magic disposal professional who can handle it 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺.

It's a world of swords, and swords demand respect. So treat any magical blade you find with the level of respect it calls for.

2 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ed Currie, the mad botanist who bred the Carolina Reaper and Pepper X into existence is a white guy originally from Michigan. The hottest food on earth isn't Indian, Mexican, or Thai - it's American and it was made possible by this dude:

8 hours ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

And waste all that guacamole!? No. This should be eaten with chips, tacos, and everything else guacamole is good with.

Trump can be tossed in a septic tank where he belongs.

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would anyone have bothered to look, or have made such a big deal out this if she hadn't came out and tried to get ahead of this oncoming bus?

Streisand Effect, awaaaaaaay!!!

15 hours ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

15 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

15 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The lack of any kind of raised crest on top makes her look more like a balding man.

15 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

15 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The gravy they slather it all in.

15 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Spicy snakes are best handled with tongs.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Time travel. Didn't sleep well? Whoosh - It's now 9:00 pm last night again. Repeat until fully rested.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spaceflight's expensive, and we've better use for our resources on that front. Better to put up another com satellite than give those monsters so extravagant a death.

I'd just stick with the rock tumbler. Or maybe just the classic mob cement shoes and deep water if you really want cheap and quick.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Neo-Nazis and KKK would enjoy that - I can't support the happiness of such monsters.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Darwin sighed.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Shapiro should be locked inside a giant rock tumbler full of acid and rusty razor blades.

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Brushie brushie

(yes, it's a comb, not a brush, but the vibe is the same)

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And you are what you eat.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, America's been like that π™›π™€π™§π™šπ™«π™šπ™§.

WWI, America expunged all things German from its vocabulary. Most things eventually changed back, but you can still find Liberty Street in countless towns and cities.

That said, a full blown war is a much greater justification than, "you meanies wouldn't help me avenge my daddy!!!" ... and yet, I long for the days Bush was the worst possible Republican.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 days ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

3 days ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Sir Gary Oldman - one of the best actors alive.

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#1 - Quigley Stabbins

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 - eh, BotW/TotK fuse is basically just gluing stuff together - not horribly blending them together. Also, is 100% reversible with no lasting effects.

This is less "anime's worst dad" and more "funcle who let's you ride the giant dog even when your folks say it's too dangerous." Terrible babysitting, yes. Crime against nature, not so much.

3 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Yeah, and what do you think makes that possible, Dylan?

For every one successful Bob Dylan there are a million musical burn outs barely making it, if at all. Successful artists who forget how insanely lucky they are are insufferable.

3 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Sociopaths have no concept of "worse" beyond how it effects their own quality of life.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You can't beat Zazmoze.

Unless you're Amy.

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0