SecretlySpiders

9911 pts · November 11, 2017


I make things. Mostly games

Me too!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For context: it’s extremely common for ferrets to be deaf. I don’t know why

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jaylen Hotdogfingers hitting a player with a pitch (2020, colorized)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for a completely unrelated psychic. The psychic went out of buisness but the barber bought the sign because they went so well together (2/2)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve been to the Psychic Barber. It’s in West Seattle. The sign came from a local sign maker who made similar signs for the barber and (1/2)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s definitely the Pacific NorthWest. Might be Washington, but I’d put money on you being right and it being on Vancouver Island.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I say this because of a study that showed 40% of cops are reported for domestic assault. How can you say that’s okay?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a study a few years back that determined 40% of cops are reported for domestic assault.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We know at least 40% are bad cops. And that’s just those who admit it

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

And all the people who only took away “what if heroes were bad?” is why we half half-baked comics like The Boys.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only continuation on the og comic that really got it is the HBO TV show.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t know I was on random either

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s sitting on my shelf! Haven’t gotten around to reading it yet

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s like the school districts that ban To Kill A Mockingbird because it’s “racist”

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m the friend. What is it?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

How tf did you fit Twilight Imperium in there, and do you ever think it will come out?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, they do bear a striking resemblance to the Imperial Guard

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh look, it’s Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rapid elevation change

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They mention it being a state job, so “not making regular pay” means they’re a federal employee. Better benefits, retirement plan, and pay.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Excuse me that is Marie Kondo and you will give her the respect she deserves

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don’t kiss and tell

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0