I promise he throws it
I think the internet is leaking again
Borderline alcoholism
paid $1.75 for gas today
MRW I'm bumpercar cucumberpatch and I've gone rouge
Talking with the gf about valentines
Pretty successful no-shave November
From an American
innuendo my favorite form of penis, no wait cock, once more...comedy
A response for the petition on net neutrality
Got some great parents shoopping at my local Walmart
anyone need a doub...triple monitor wallpaper?
Best reason to do anything
The sarcastrophe – oh, yes, that’s a ^really good^ idea.
Oh look the clam iS WTF IS THAT!
Struggles of the bearded