1312123 pts · September 6, 2015
I was raised right, therefore I now lean left. I look for the logical and pragmatic in most situations, and enjoy humor greatly. Bearded dude who likes women. If you comment on my post, I WILL upvote it. Unless you're a moron.
Like Charlie, the jokes don't get old?
+1. Under-appreciated word play.
something something string theory
/a/jq2DBcO
Recipe - /a/jq2DBcO
The bottom half usually contributes?
When you feel the morbs, try sharing the orbs!
Is there really a better mouse for your hand, wrist, arm, carpal tunnel, etc now?
Maine, and not particularly well lol
Mom is a Russian blue, and all 6 kittens have 100% the same lavender toe beans!
I’ll ask her husband.
ROTATE. YOUR.PHONE. 90. FUCKING. DEGREES.
May he shit himself on live TV and then die on air.
Please tell us how to identify kittens who mostly look the same so we can report their weights, name them, etc
Oh, is shooting at your political rivals frowned upon now? I thought this was America.
Suuuuue the fuuuuuuck out of everyyyyyybody
Some senior with a terminal diagnosis needs to take one for the team. Then repeat for every county in the country.
We just moved from Magastan to New England. The children did not get a vote. I applaud your work to do what is right, even though it is hard. And expensive. And tiring. You are me.
You schooled me.
Step 1) Get Mars out of the pool.
if motion sickness was a person
You know... morons!
Made in the USA? Will it shock you when the hour changes? Collect your data and upload it to Russia?
After long flights, planes' wings are often tired.
Oklahoma is lost. Fall back to the Kansas line.
Plot twist: the number was 911
I derive joy from hearing of your fall. That's who.
Like Charlie, the jokes don't get old?
+1. Under-appreciated word play.
something something string theory
/a/jq2DBcO
/a/jq2DBcO
/a/jq2DBcO
Recipe - /a/jq2DBcO
The bottom half usually contributes?
When you feel the morbs, try sharing the orbs!
Is there really a better mouse for your hand, wrist, arm, carpal tunnel, etc now?
Maine, and not particularly well lol
Mom is a Russian blue, and all 6 kittens have 100% the same lavender toe beans!
I’ll ask her husband.
ROTATE. YOUR.PHONE. 90. FUCKING. DEGREES.
May he shit himself on live TV and then die on air.
Please tell us how to identify kittens who mostly look the same so we can report their weights, name them, etc
Oh, is shooting at your political rivals frowned upon now? I thought this was America.
Suuuuue the fuuuuuuck out of everyyyyyybody
Some senior with a terminal diagnosis needs to take one for the team. Then repeat for every county in the country.
We just moved from Magastan to New England. The children did not get a vote. I applaud your work to do what is right, even though it is hard. And expensive. And tiring. You are me.
You schooled me.
Step 1) Get Mars out of the pool.
if motion sickness was a person
You know... morons!
Made in the USA? Will it shock you when the hour changes? Collect your data and upload it to Russia?
After long flights, planes' wings are often tired.
Oklahoma is lost. Fall back to the Kansas line.
Plot twist: the number was 911
I derive joy from hearing of your fall. That's who.