SenseiTheDefender

1312123 pts · September 6, 2015


I was raised right, therefore I now lean left. I look for the logical and pragmatic in most situations, and enjoy humor greatly. Bearded dude who likes women. If you comment on my post, I WILL upvote it. Unless you're a moron.

Like Charlie, the jokes don't get old?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1. Under-appreciated word play.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

something something string theory

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/jq2DBcO

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/jq2DBcO

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/jq2DBcO

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recipe - /a/jq2DBcO

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bottom half usually contributes?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you feel the morbs, try sharing the orbs!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Is there really a better mouse for your hand, wrist, arm, carpal tunnel, etc now?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maine, and not particularly well lol

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom is a Russian blue, and all 6 kittens have 100% the same lavender toe beans!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll ask her husband.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ROTATE. YOUR.PHONE. 90. FUCKING. DEGREES.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

May he shit himself on live TV and then die on air.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Please tell us how to identify kittens who mostly look the same so we can report their weights, name them, etc

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh, is shooting at your political rivals frowned upon now? I thought this was America.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Suuuuue the fuuuuuuck out of everyyyyyybody

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some senior with a terminal diagnosis needs to take one for the team. Then repeat for every county in the country.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We just moved from Magastan to New England. The children did not get a vote. I applaud your work to do what is right, even though it is hard. And expensive. And tiring. You are me.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You schooled me.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1) Get Mars out of the pool.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if motion sickness was a person

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know... morons!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made in the USA? Will it shock you when the hour changes? Collect your data and upload it to Russia?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After long flights, planes' wings are often tired.

10 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Oklahoma is lost. Fall back to the Kansas line.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: the number was 911

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I derive joy from hearing of your fall. That's who.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0