SgtSmashed1

27279 pts ยท March 7, 2016


Just a curiously weird dude, not that I need to explain myself.

You offend me with your excellence +1 ya filthy animal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You work at the 2012/Olympics, I had to go through punishing tests just to win 1 of 8 spaces in wales, it was awesome to work there for mcds

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been watching for 3 minutes, and they haven't burnt yet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No offence @OP I'm happy that your happy, but I think the first picture for me was the most attractive!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm so sorry @OP but fuck 19 years is a long time for a cat, she had the best life I bet too!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry @OP but fuck 19 years is a long time for a cat, she had the best life I bet too!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanna play ark? You and the guy? I'm down for that, for cereal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hit me up, remember my user name, I know what you feel, I was a different person before children, I'm here to talk any time! 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@OP I'm 24 and have 3 kids, they are young and hard to deal with, frequently me and my SO have these feelings, feel free to 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If I had to give one more fuck @OP...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a second there, I thought you were my wife @OP no shit, basically us, haha she even calls sex sexy time. Fucking weird! Good luck!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds about right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel you @OP I'm doing the same, until my youngest hits 5 in 4 years time I can't pursue my wanted career! Benefits are needed some times

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Severely jealous of you @OP I run a dell inspiron620 with a radeon 720 card, 4gb ram and an i3 chip. Lucky if I get a game running on lowest

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for regular BJ's, your doing a great service, keep it up @OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In all hosnesty, if 95% of these girls looked at me like that I'd have dated them asap.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your weight loss. I like that shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it weirs I read paladin instead of paddling?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Umm, mick Jagger is still alive, he had his billionth kid last month and went to visit it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She probably already knows @OP just remember though, adoption can bring her grandchildren.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just fucking glorious @OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey @OP, you deal in British coin? Want to value my shit old coins?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hereby pronounce you Cook. The remembered.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I hope you find some nice people. Add me up, Sergeant Smashed. I have a white fake moustache 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP to be honest dude, if you bought me a game I'd be a friend for life, I've met some epic people on steam who are still friends 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 24, had a good idea what I wanted to do, got my SO knocked up, 3 kids deep can't work more than 16 hours, struggling until their older.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want it for my fishtank @OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, pretty much it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupendously funny! +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1