Me vs my meat last night on Vday
Me during that last scene of the latest GOT episode
When the pretty girl in front of you on the bus farts
When you take a viagra and it begins to take effect
Which two words spring to mind?
I keep it old school for my usersub crew
When I'm a fashioned piece of clay and someone puts me in a kiln
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Tiny Trump but every day it gets a little tinier
When a hormonal reaction causes blood to rush to your penile tissue
When your clicker makes a spinwheel because the internet's connection isn't connecting to the worldwide web
This guy is LITERALLY Hitler
My body is ready
Pls don't kill me usersub <3
Anyone else think of this when they see the anti-EU groups arguing with each other?
YOU SUCK!
MRW when my wife writes songs about me cheating and releases them exclusively on a streaming service I own
MRW I receive a court summons about my emails
It's my Cake Day and all I want is a comment section full of 'Bust a Nut' gifs
Comment what you said when you heard this guy's theme tune
You enter a gym
Upvote if this guy taught you what a medulla oblangata is
Comment someone hotter than Shakira and I'll delete my account forever
Rich left wing people
MFW it's January and the gym is full of New Year jabronies sitting on benches texting
So who's been browsing Usersub for too long? ;)
MRW the Anti Defamation League designates Pepe the frog as a 'hate symbol'
"Seriously, I never do this..."
MRW I see dat booty
Hi 'a whore' I'm Dad
Title
When you find the girl who's been sending your bf the aubergine emoji
John Cena. If you upCena this, it will appear in Google Image when you search for John Cena
When you ordered pizza and a bunch of sides, then forget, then the doorbell rings
When your friend stops doing coke and now he's lame af
Guys with everything going on in the world and all the current events I think thanking Mr Skeltal is more important than ever
MRW my uncle visits for the weekend
If you recognise these, you've probably been wasting your time on the internet a couple years longer than most people
Trust me, it will definitely work maybe
Sup mah Usersubians. Shabbalife up in this bitch
Just upvote the usersub lobster of peace and get on with your day
I'll start
Top 5 saw hacks
MRW she comes over for Netflix and chill
Can someone who understands the US system explain this BS to me?
:)
Truth
Anyone watching Take Me Out?
I didn't make it and I don't know if you've seen it but all I want is an entire comment section of people thanking Mr Skeltal