Silly humans we have been in power all along
22
5
76
My family never replaces our expired medication
105
19
3939
WHOSE THAT POKEMON?
-4
10
284
MFW I realize it's a zombie apocalypse and I just did a shit load of steroids.
22
0
301
I've worked at an acute Detox center for the past month.
122
13
2544
How Spacey are you?
-4
1
28
The truth behind the slogan
15
6
116
My parent's reaction to finding me curled up in my bed stuffing my face with food while Binge watching JonTron
6
6
451
How I will be passing July 29th
37
0
218
When my coworker complains about her hired Mexican to trim her lawn
7
12
3
MFW my best friend's mom tries to advance on me
12
2
1106
Samsung is finally out-pacing Apple for coverage in the news
-3
10
0
MFW i post an image that I found hilarious but it goes from +1 to 0 after refresh
31
7
100
Quick! While internet is distracted by the debate, let's get Bird Up to FP!
22
6
1038
MFW i make it through July 29th
10
2
159
Mfw the local Thai restaurant takes a reservation for my date and I arrive to locked doors and the lights off
29
4
448
MFW I can't see my final grades a week before graduating thanks to a financial hold
4
2
3
MFW my college mate returns home to newly placed Google Fiber
12
0
9415
Just uninstalled League after 4 years of playing
1622
397
27576
Shots are about to be fired
3
2
352
I took a dare to go on 9gag for 10 minutes
43
10
913
What my parents see when I mention Bernie Sanders
54
32
1106
MFW i pass my ex on the way to class at 9 in the morning and she's already shit faced
70
6
2584
MFW my son asks me where babies come from
-4
0
89
Actual doctor's notes
4
0
409
Meanwhile on wallstreet
17
3
479
Last Halloween I attempted to carve an actual heart
3
5
83
Meanwhile in the Meme-iverse
54
4
587
To all my fellow designated drivers tonight
17
4
345
Mfw my bro and I roll away from a job and I turn to talk to our hostage with my gun out and my finger slips
15
5
4608