MRW she's only 2 miles away.
Dear Men Of The Internet, on a man to man level......chill the fuck out.
MRW I've just realised Justin Bieber is Canadian and one of his most popular songs is called "Sorry"...
Was the first time I've ever done it. Disappointed, not gonna lie...but it was the second best possible outcome.
When your friend is tearing into someone and you're just there providing moral support.
"So first you whisk the egg white" - "OMG EGGCELLENT HACK"
MRW people ask me why I don't downvote selfies.
My brain's reaction when I come home from work.
When you're playing an RPG and you find a new item that's has better stats than your current but looks terrible.
I'm a big dude, I like cars, heavy metal and generally quite masculine things....some things are just too cute to ignore. I might be brown but any help producing a kid like this would be appreciated.
As a guy that used to be fat, not finding someone attractive because they're overweight isn't a crime.
When I see someone deliver a beautifully subtle joke or reference and they start getting downvoted because people don't understand.
As a Brit, MRW I see all you yankiedoodles talking about the nice food and good times you're having lately...
MRW I ring a taxi company and the first thing I hear when they answer is "STFU TOM I WILL STAB YOUR ARSEHOLE....Oh, oops...hello?"
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So Pornhub did a very detailed review of 2014...
Exactly 366 days ago to the day.
I saw an opportunity and I took it.
As an English dude who usually browses Imgur in the early hours of the morning and confuses you all with some of my slang, I thought I'd enlighten you to what they mean.
MRW someone comments "I bet this goes to the front page" on my post.
Was asked my main ambition in life, replied "not die alone" MRW everyone laughed.
MRW I hold a door open for a random girl and instead of saying thanks says "I have a boyfriend"