ShiftyBat

27238 pts ยท July 12, 2013


Enjoyer of beverages, reviewer of perfumes, and slapper of da bass.

For Redwall! Eulaliaaaaaa!!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#8 I refer to this as Roommate Syndrome and it happens all the damn time. Oh, you've been inert for hours but now that I'm cooking my one meal for the day you Have to have a very involved sandwich and inch me out of the way, causing my food to burn? I bet you also suddenly need to do a load of laundry, too, for that thing you're not going to?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last Christian died on the cross.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 What, they couldn't get Kamijo so she just stole his look?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When there is a schism between essentially the same people about which version of Bible is Best Bible I can no longer take it seriously, as it's basically the longest game of Telephone that also turned fanfic. "He helps those who help themselves" is basically J saying I'm not fixing your shit for you. Take the hint.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looking a bit flat. I bet the Noems could fix that in a jiffy.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well these people Earned their positions and that doesn't sit right with Pete.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 Depends whether Smokey secretly gets off on arson. The call's coming from inside kind of thing. The D.A.R.E. lion is definitely a dealer or dealer-adjacent because that program backfired spectacularly.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't share my baby pics without permission. So embarrassing.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not a hot 20-something anymore. Deal with it like the rest of us, crybaby.

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

#8 I assume these were the parents of comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates and that their genes remain strongly intact.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My grandfather keeps FUX News on in the background and it seems they can't go two sentences without adding the DEMOCRATS or the LEFT-WING LUNATICS. I know they all just want to keep their jobs and sponsors and keep daddy Rupert happy but it's absolutely ridiculous how allergic they are to accountability and facts. Oh and absolutely Everything bad is still somehow Biden's doing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#39 I would love to but my rice is so two thousand Late even my references aren't modern :(

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just wish everyone could accept aloud and without damage to their ego that it's not just okay but normal to see people of the same gender as attractive. We all compare. Doesn't mean you're going to act on it, and certainly doesn't cancel out who you think you are. Every time I've been hit on by a man I think "A compliment's a compliment." It should make you feel good.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 Eyevocado or Kiweye?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile I just watched the Netflix doc on the Man-o-Sphere and I feel like I need a shower.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All competent lovers know the G (gum) Spot is at a 45 degree angle ๐Ÿ’‹

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dr. Berg has actually helped me a lot with my general health and physiological knowledge. I don't like the Scientologist stuff but he does give well-researched answers while only mildly hawking his supplements. No good without a grain of bad I guess.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

High heels were originally made for horseback warfare and to keep butchers out of blood pools. Floral perfumes, especially rosey ones, were popular among men of high status 150 years ago, as were rose-scented Turkish baths. The greatest perfumers of the last two centuries? Mostly men, but special shout out to my nose-bestie Annick Menardo for uppercutting that ceiling. Just like what you like; I'm not cutting my hair for you.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the surge in outspoken hatred for Jews? Is there a specific reason or is it just Othering to shift blame for inadequacy away from the self or a perceived intrinsic need for an arch-enemy? THE JEWS are not actually a hivemind of sinister shadow puppeteers sabotaging anyone's life so what's the big deal? Other than their space lasers, of course.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And yet our politicians recently voted in a landslide against making public their sexual indescretions and allegations.
"Don't you Hate it when you're blowing a guy and he turns out to be a f@gg07?!" - Bo Burnham
"Hungry, hungry hypocrites." - also Bo Burnham

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem is, with a wink and a nod, Trump promised to make America White Again but it turns out we kind of need everybody and he didn't consider the aftermath Or the follow-through because he does not consider things like outcomes or feelings or repercussions at all because he is a psychopath. How are there still people who can't see through his facade? He's barely human. And he certainly doesn't care about You.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 The dog on the right, who you could call the background foreman, sounds exactly like Nick Offerman. He's tough but fair on the job site.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not my favorite Prince album. Too experimental.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does no one else see the president referring to himself as a third person or a brand as deeply weird and conceited?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not one of the trans people I know have a sinister Agenda; they just want to be accepted and/or left alone. If bullying a superminority is what you need to feel powerful you have bigger problems. Possibly on a psychoanalytical level.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 My gf and I do this all the time by complete accident and at this point we're just over it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 That's just Marceline and Bubblegum.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well a male escort has stated that Graham has moles around his b-hole and giggles like a schoolgirl while being playfully abused so I'm gonna say he's also pretty gay.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aaaand every single thing he said Biden/Harris wants to do on the '24 campaign trail he ended up doing or trying to do himself.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0