ShortyM

15185 pts ยท March 22, 2013


I don't know what to do with my hands.

anything?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i never eat baked good if they're not moist

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know because i've tried

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mistletoe is a partially parasitic plant. Mistletoe relies on modified roots that serve as a conduit through which the parasite steals water and minerals from its host. Mistletoe doesn't need sugar, proteins, or other nutrients from its host because it's photosynthetic green leaves take care of that.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I have a full bottle in case she's thirsty, and an empty one in case she's not

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Fine line between courage and stupidity

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't we all...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: if you trim the bushes around your deck, it will seem even bigger

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wanted to see if they were mandarin ducks... dunno why

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Out of all the things that never happened, that one never happened the most

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And only 9k ! What a bargain ! I would have bought one but i'm not a hunter nor am i a prepper... maybe if they start making one for normal people

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cannot imagine being somewhere with people and just to have to excuse myself for 15 minutes... they would all know what i'm doing

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol it's reversed... the fish is drowning the bird

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Annoy your neighbours

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Get the fuck outta here

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It's a minion of the Antichrist

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you because i work in a 4 shift system where i am fucked either way

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol it's reversed

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Been there, done that

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let the dog lick his balls cause God is my witness i would too if i could

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Maybe some sort of pie... like with cream

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Preach brother

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Goddamn legend is what you are, risking your life so i can lol on the toilet

4 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Let's call it flatish

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or you know... springs with carbonated water exist...

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He just said he didn't lose one

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or why

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0