53672 pts · April 30, 2018
I too like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
It took me a moment +1
#1 It wasn't what I thought it was
Annnnd the migration begins
Yet
Nothing... nothing... SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
Paige, your services are required
WTF is that abomination
He's on a shallow beach so needs the distance of 150m or more to get into decent depth
#19 Coco's older sister?
Page, your services are required
I'm seeing £1.99.9 per litre here in UK
Yes and no
All that and... boobs
Jesus Fucking Christ
Clitoris: Because you can never find them. Thrush: The irritating cunt.
Premium diesel has hit the £10 per gallon (£1.99.9 per litre) near me.
#14 Her: That's right, I see you looking at mommy's boobs...
#14 Duct Tape turning "NO, NO, NO" into "umph, umph, umph" since the 1950s
She's chatting some bullshit
Fake. The train is sped up.
#3 That's an amazing bra... not a single jiggle
I use either the number for my local STI clinic in Cardiff or the number for South Wales Police.
Less is more +1
So, do you remove the hamster with your fingers, or do you shit it out? Asking for science.
To the front page +1
Epic face-plant
Also FREE in the UK
If you're going to post food pics, at least provide recipes/links. If not the GTFOH
We're not perverts, we're connoisseurs of alternative dress and erotica.
THT, Fetish Friday or Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend?
It took me a moment +1
#1 It wasn't what I thought it was
Annnnd the migration begins
Yet
Nothing... nothing... SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
Paige, your services are required
WTF is that abomination
He's on a shallow beach so needs the distance of 150m or more to get into decent depth
#19 Coco's older sister?
Page, your services are required
I'm seeing £1.99.9 per litre here in UK
Yes and no
All that and... boobs
Jesus Fucking Christ
Clitoris: Because you can never find them. Thrush: The irritating cunt.
Premium diesel has hit the £10 per gallon (£1.99.9 per litre) near me.
#14 Her: That's right, I see you looking at mommy's boobs...
#14 Duct Tape turning "NO, NO, NO" into "umph, umph, umph" since the 1950s
She's chatting some bullshit
Fake. The train is sped up.
#3 That's an amazing bra... not a single jiggle
I use either the number for my local STI clinic in Cardiff or the number for South Wales Police.
Less is more +1
So, do you remove the hamster with your fingers, or do you shit it out? Asking for science.
To the front page +1
Epic face-plant
Also FREE in the UK
If you're going to post food pics, at least provide recipes/links. If not the GTFOH
We're not perverts, we're connoisseurs of alternative dress and erotica.
THT, Fetish Friday or Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend?