Smayds

246719 pts ยท July 1, 2013


Progenitor, Kerfuffle, Equinox, Fletcher and Betwixt are my top 5 cool words.

I love how there's a whole subsection about how bouncy they are.

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*Record scratch, Baba O'Reilly intro starts playing* You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, Lessereran!

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#21 His little feets ๐Ÿ’œ

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hal. The pod bay doors. Open them." *Ship depressurizes*

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I dunno... I did start reading an illegally-downloaded PDF of "The Art Of The Deal" once, and after page six I started to feel that hammering rusty blunt nails through my balls would be smarter.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My parents have one that was made in the 60's. Damn thing's indestructible! (They also have a modern practical vacuum for day-to-day stuff)

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And how did his wife react when he converted the spare room into a hundred-foot tower?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Breaking news: 40-foot-tall man famous for making unfeasable dehumidifier, and NOTHING ELSE.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hence the polar deserts being the two largest on Earth.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL elephants are white men from LA in the early 90s.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Those photons spent millennia bouncing around inside the sun before they escaped its surface, sped towards Earth, and hit you in the eye.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Vista crawled (through glass, on its belly) so 7 could fly. Still my go-to for legacy Windows stuff, though Linux has been my daily driver for two decades or so.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I thought it was in South Africa.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, I HATE when I accidentally order a handgun.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wonder, what's your policy of crossing bridges before you get to them? Or on keeping birds in bushes vs. hands?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sound like the kinda guy who wouldn't count eggs as if they were chickens.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, that's rude to do at the holidays. Christmas is the time when your family comes together.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh, full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a 40-year-old memory of what happened, and I think I was sad about it for years. Trees, right? Or am I remembering something else?

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

At the very least, he's aspirational.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were bred for a purpose, and they are very, very good at what they do. They're not the easiest pets because of this. Any working dog breed kept as a pet without enough enrichment is going to be bored.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-Quotes from famous Austrians

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looks like it's clobberin' time

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#33 Nice to see some love for the image that cleaned the shitty mods out of r/art.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That would destroy my ring, at the least. Cue Gandalf yelling "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with very very high Jon, it should be called an oveout. Because you take the hot food out of it.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SWAG

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