Smidge204

585518 pts ยท May 20, 2015


Will identify anime screenshots for upvotes...

Congratulations, it's an abortion!

1 day ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

What is the difference between a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant? One is pho profit, the other is naan profit.

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"You can be civil and kind with the person attempting to murder you."

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but then you can't film it

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah but they also gutted FEMA so they won't be paying any of that $130B either.

1 day ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Funny how, when people honestly seek a truth that actually exists, they tend to converge one a common answer... wonder why that is. /s

2 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I get what you're saying and don't disagree, but it'd be a lot easier to fuck with the output than the input.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, is THIS the "infrastructure week" they'd been promising?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only those people realized if they got their collective shit together politically they wouldn't be so desperate for $100.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Suspiciously apropos name for that cafe

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was a rat.

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The inner sanctum is the trap. It's not supposed to grind them up; nobody wants to clean that.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They made a mold of his other foot but how did they mirror it?

5 days ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

They said they dropped the merch in the store and didn't have it on them as they left. That's not shoplifting anymore.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I love the tacit admission-by-omission that she is in fact risking her own life, though. And the state generally does have at least some authority to prevent people game-ending themselves through deliberate acts and gross negligence. So I'll ask again; If the doctors decided that the best course was to perform an emergency abortion, would that change your argument?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No, the core issue is not "fetal personhood" - that's a strawman. The core issue is whether the woman has the right to risk her own life and the lives of others. You know this because you keep going on about the state forcing a decision on the patient, but you're trying to frame this as some insane ultra-pro-life/forced birth scenario rather than a prudent act to minimize risk. If the doctors decided that the best course was to perform an emergency abortion, would that change your argument?

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

So you'd be cool with this lady drunk driving with kids in the car? Same idea; she's needlessly risking her own and her child's life.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

If all those things are undamaged, where the hell did the glitter come from?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The key difference is all the previous funny numbers actually had some kind of meaning you could explain to people.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well the good news is at least assaulting a local police officer isn't a federal offense

6 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's net worth, not bank balance. You can have assets valued at $50M and still be completely illiquid. Yeah I wouldn't mind having $50M in assets but depending on a lot of factors that's not 'filthy' rich anymore.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 16

That's... not filthy rich.

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The big ones on trucks use compressed air. Car horns are basically loudspeakers; no blower just a vibrating diaphragm.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That motion only works if the vehicle actually has an air horn to honk.

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The secret to a successful casting is the bare feet when handling a bucket of molten zinc.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too steady to be held by someone; he's probably alone. I'd probably be alone too if I were to try whatever the fuck got that on his face...

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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Sir, where are your bones?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

January 6th.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1