Googled "Flavorton Abbey". Was not disappointed.
Comedian Michael Ian Black Mistaken for NFL Player on Twitter... Decides to Roll with it
The Onion:
What even were the power rangers?
Everyone look at this dwarf rabbit
Here's my selfie!
I don't know anymore
Recycled, snow covered, childhood memories
Never thought of that...
Thought of this today...
Dropped my phone, landed on the spacebar, best Mad Men derp ever
Read the short story I'm too afraid to share with my friends:
Break it down, Jesus!
Wootah bookah neeple pinchie
Well? Does he?
All these Kermit memes...
Monsters Inc. VHS Tape
Thundercats HHOOOOOOOOOOO
Mordor in the first degree
Why? Because his pants don't fit right?
When Grandma gives me money but then says something racist.
Standoffs
What would YOU write?
Arnold Palmer + Marker = Sean Connery
That moment when...
Gross
Found on Tumblr
Scarface knows what's for breakfast.
Deal with it
Found this in an old Nickelodeon Magazine. Glad I kept some.
You likey de juice?
Old Fashioned Vampire Hunting Kit
I wish I was an octopus
Haha, found a boob joke in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
OMGOSH Snow Queen!!!!
When I first saw this I was so scared that I cried.
My Laser Projection Keyboard Just Arrived!!
Dafuq is dis door doing?!
I'm bored, here's Arnold Palmer inside the actor's studio.