Snausagebort

20356 pts · May 18, 2017


1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So French kissing is out?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about now?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was sarcasm you uptight wanker

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No touchy da fish!

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You fucking fuck

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me with my limp weiner. “See baby, I told you I can get an erection”

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are your dreams filled with swords? (I’ve long been astounded at the never ending depths of your creativity)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems irresponsible. The kid didn’t even have a cig hanging out their mouth to calm their nerves.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

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Where. Are. The. DICKSSSS!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ahh, so it’s in original condition

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, can’t imagine how your breath smelled after years of kissing his ass

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Eww. That dress is wrinkled

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He was talking about your BOOBS

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There they ask you to (A.) not roll down the window in the bison enclosure and (B.) not even stop the car, just keep moving.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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#15

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You take that back or I will cheese scissor you!

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3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a shithole

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Backshots on that backstitching

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked it up. Means having a persistent erection. So essentially just saying that Toad must have a boner while pressed up against her tush.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Talk to Dewey. He knows more about it.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

AI

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Cant tell if he’s peeking

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just say you have diarrhea. No one will ask follow up questions. Add a fart for good measure.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prison pocket

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