Trying to find a good cake day post on april fools day
MRW I see an ice cream wrapper in the trash
Sad but true
Stowaway in my hockey bag last night
When you lied on your resume and got the job
Resistence is futile
You're killing me smalls!
They are really cracking down, people
Secret santa... you da real MVP
You had ONE job...
MRW Someone calls me out for a small error in my post
Someone was sick of Christmas shopping
I don't always find the best paintings ever... but when I do...
Hide the evidence!
As the dude who dropped his CC... thanks for turning it in, buddy
Good Guy Barista made my day today
I'll live the rest of my life wondering what could have been...
Anyone else remember this show??
As a heavier kid growing up...
Oreo not just doing cookie dough...
Go home, Bear... You're drunk!
It's Friday and I have 1 more hour of work... and this exists
No banana for scale.. sorry for potato
MRW Driving and see a cute girl in the car next to me, then notice the baby seat in the back
It's finally over... (fixed)
Every single time
Googled 'awesome baby suit' for my nephew's 1st birthday...
Oh no... its me isn't it??
When I send a gift and don't get a thank you
A pint is a pound the world around
What you know about rockin a tiger on your noggin?
I'll put them away after this one
Well that's unfortunate...