Not to brag but Sarah once rated me 6 bananas. If you take a screenshot of this profile and get it to the front page then good for fuckin' you.
Not to brag but Sarah once rated me 6 bananas. If you take a screenshot of this profile and get it to the front page then good for fuckin' you.
If you want a free ipecac I can send you a pic of my feet.
It is putting so much more pressure on a smaller portion of the pipe.
#4 I mean, look at it.
Yes, I do.
Three cats. Twenty-six takes. Seventy-eight cat tosses were required for this photo.
This golden statue in the middle of a garbage heap was the movie I really wanted to see. Make that one next.
At first I thought he was coming out of his house with a shovel.
Because we thought he was just a dumb racist idiot millionaire who wasn't going to affect world policy.
Yep, any shit like that always gets a downvote from me. Post the adult version here on this website, not the Playmobile version.
I do not put on my seatbelt hoping to be in a car accident.
There is a legitimate house similar to this in Scarborough, ME. Semi-hidden road next to the Hannaford leads out to a little farm house totally surrounded by trees. You'd never know it was there. https://maps.app.goo.gl/RhkqL3yaiRasaACa9
The cat did most of the fighting.
#13 I have it on VHS still. Every place I ever lived was subjected to it until everyone there was a fan.
#1 I feel like the older I get the more these videos cause me physical pain to watch. My body *hurts* when I see shit like this now.
Dang, I feel bad when threads like this hit Imgur. My mom lives next door to me and my older son and his wife live in our in-law apartment. I couldn't imagine a life where we didn't all love each other and want to be close. On Easter we ordered Olive Garden and played board games. And everyone still loves me despite absolutely destroying them at Mexican Train.
He tried to kick in a door wearing flip flops. It is most likely mental illness. He has a vision of himself in his own head that is divorced from reality but he's acting like that person. He needs medical help.
It's literally not.
Yeah, judge me harder.
If I can change one person’s mind I’ll consider it a victory.
I met one of my wife's friends from college once and when I extended my hand she said "I don't shake hands" and I said "okay". Should be that easy with most people.
Get a bidet and never worry about that shit, literally, ever again. Couple squares to pat your bum dry and make sure everything is clean is sufficient.
Sadly, it is another's treasure.
My wife has bosoms. How can we sign up for that?
I VOLUNTEER
One time a guy spilled some coffee on his hand and to clean it up he reached down and dried his hand off on his sock. His. Sock. Did that guy get the job? Ha! That guy already had the job, this was when I was working as a telecom engineer and that guy was the head of a local pharmaceutical company. If he wants to dry his hand on his sock ain't nobody gonna stop him. That was probably one of the weirdest meeting moments I've had. Not the weirdest, but it's on the list.
"There are so many people with Nazi ideologies in this country."
"How dare you treat Christians like they have Nazi ideologies!"
"I did not say Christians. You were the one who made that connection."
Except stairs.
That's more volume, though. First you have to dehydrate them and then reconstitute with less water. Then you have milk and a half.
I'm having a bot burger right now.
You can say "shit" on the Internet.
Here's the original. I wouldn't downvote if that version was used. https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/psl8yp/based_professor/