In honor of my cake day, I ask: Have you ever seen a Toyota fly?
I *meant* to do that!
Very occasionally, jumping off of a motorcycle at 140 MPH *is* a good idea.
"Patriots"
The Largest Sandwich of Earth
I didn't even know he had a band
Overwatch in a nutshell.
Ever seen a Toyota fly?
MRW leaving work after a shift doing only customer service
I don't serve, but as a retail peon this struck a chord
In honor of my cake day, I present to you my licence plate.
YODO is how I roll
MRW her hand is cold
Leaving Cars and Coffee edition Hotwheels
It's certainly no threat to my rectum but I'll still call him out on it
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday is a magnificent bastard
Unplugging the damn thing would have been too much work
I'm told it's my cake day. Here's the best thing I've posted thus far.
Oh, that's terrifying
When people ask me how autocross works
Peacekeeper MIRV re-entry
CANNONBALL!
Pretty sure I found Dickbutt's Hispanic cousin
It's my cake day. My gifts to you? A flying Toyota and excited Japanese gentlemen.
Seriously, mute it and it's just as good.
Raja Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy!
No, I've been a huge fan of his for a long time, totally didn't just glance at his wikipedia page
Almost as thick as some of the ladies we've been seeing
MRW trying to understand the opposite sex
Classy like filming yourself helping the homeless
It's my cake day. My gifts to you? A flying Toyota and excited Japanese gentlemen.
Do you want a 20 game suspension? Because that's how you get a 20 game suspension.
A *little* excited to meet Lewis after the Austin GP
Where you goin'? Nowhere!
Hospital Pass
*facepalm*
Winter is coming
MRW I realize I've been viewing User Submitted
Attractive blonde in prototype next-gen space suit
This pretty much sums up how I feel until Spring
Yes, les Birds de Thunder fighting ISIS
One of my favorite jokes that I can't tell at work.
Penguin beats two grown men with yardstick
If you can't handle me at my spookiest, you don't deserve me at my dootiest.
The secret is: don't cover the guy trying to catch the ball
4301 days ago this was me.
In response to 'Part of the family?'