SomeRandomWhiteGuy

601 pts ยท December 13, 2012


It's not the fact of telling people THAT you masturbate, it's figuring out how often you can tell them you do without them being disgusted.

I'm not one to appreciate bar flairing and the such, but that was actually damn impressive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is only one God and his name is death.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A cyborg implies a human with cybernetic enhancements. A robot imitating a human is an android.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scissor me, Xerxes !

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

don't need a flying carpet degree to see the genius in this idea.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No crying, only onions being chopped, everywhere.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This scene made it's way into my spank bank.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would watch the shit out of this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lost it at the Kit-Kat :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still think she should have been cast as Wonder Woman :/

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Because the movie would last 10 minutes instead of 2 hours and 27.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, he's from Vermont, just drive over the boarder, we'll find you somewhere decent to stay.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to smile cause I would use old milk and re-warm and serve it to them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if it's relevant to the actual plot, no.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If anything, it would be Netflix and Child, since it's only a D away from Netflix and chill ... yeah >.>

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, if Bob get's reposted until the end of the Internet, I would be cool with that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red car there first,jeep backs in, gets out passenger side.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's either 15 or 45 ... in my experience, Asian women disappear into the void between those 2 ages and look the same as the day they left.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of all the zombie apocalypse movies, I think Shawn of the Dead would be the best to be stuck in by far.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

LNI done horribly right. >_<

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would have been a more valid reason than the BS they pulled.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Ladybaby.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're allowed to drink but you're not allowed to be intoxicated in public.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the new found body odors and sweating and boners, I feel they should be mentioned multiple times for how much trouble they get us in.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now going into sleep mode.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was expecting different kind of escort, not sure if disappointed or not.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Equip Indigo Ring of Compassion, end all human life on Earth to ease the suffering of the species as a whole. Also, I am not Ultron.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So clean, so nice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Derek, obviously the name of some random made up Internet troll.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really, really horrible. Bad animations, terrible acting and they swapped character relationships to make it more love-triangle based.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0