SomeoneTalkToMe

10425 pts ยท December 7, 2016


I'm Scottish so I have a very unique outlook on life. I'm not very enthusiastic about anything in particular. If you have a problem and you need advice drop me a message and I'll get back to you, maybe. My name is Mark. That's about it, really. Useless fact that won't change your life: cows form bonds with each other and get stressed if they aren't near their pals.

Christopher Darden did an AMA on Reddit and this was, by far, his best response.

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The Glasgow/Edinburgh divide in one tweet

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Ever get that feeling you're being watched?

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KFC advertising their new cauliflower bum burgers.

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I help

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Fuck 2016

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Sir Roger Moore has die, aged 89, his family announces.

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MRW I'm ordering pizza in line with my girlfriend for us at the local take away and they ask me if I want to upgrade to extra large.

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Danka good

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Cute little pupper giving me a big old smile

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MRW I sit on a toilet seat that's warm

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Is the cow going to be ok?

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Massive fire in Glasgow last night.

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When you check your phone at 3 in the morning with full brightness

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Don't get high on your own supply

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Kentucky Fried Trolling

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Back my day...

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This guy is the most Santa santa I've ever seen or heard of. Absolute respect for making a kids last moment on earth memorable.

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Want some fries with that burn?

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Best secret santa I've seen

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