SortaSordid

67309 pts ยท May 14, 2022


In shocking news, man with zero diplomatic experience achieves nothing in one day and claims the other side is at fault.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I have learnt anything about cats, those sounds just mean cuddles with consequences and iodine.

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And how much did the US spend on missiles in the past 40ish days? That number will make all the others pale by comparison.

6 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Minimal bruising, good life insurance.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'I must knock these off, why do they defy me?' -- cat

1 day ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The problem is that your OS is now noticing you and talking about it.

1 day ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Fucker probably got a promotion.

1 day ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Just getting into two weeks of Pop!_OS here, wiped Windows entirely off both of my PCs. There are some growing pains, it really depends upon how well supported the hardware you have is. That and Cosmic is still pretty green as a desktop but shows promise. Games mostly work, some are performing better than they did in Windows. For my desktop system the biggest struggle so far has been removing power management 'features'.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It'll be fine, its a dry heat.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, I guess imgur has strippers now.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have reasons, they just don't deign to tell a mere human what their reasons are.

2 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That's only way the kid has seen a chancla used, cut him some slack.

2 days ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

'Hey babe, I brought you another one of those stones you love so much. Are you cool if I go out drinking with the boys tonight?' -- penguin man with a plan

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this what they mean when they refer to a budgie smuggler?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not Russia, look at the models of cars and trucks. Also the license plate visible near the beginning of the video, it is the North American type and the hand gun suggests it likely isn't Canada.

1 week ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Fewer teeth, but there is still the peril of the front paw grab followed by the eviscerators.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean, statistically there are going to be studios in Florida.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At 19 finally belly rubs are slightly less hazardous, only slightly.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Last Tuesday I got up and my bowl was *empty*! How dare they! --Monkey

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sir Shitsalot can barely make a complete sentence...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We still aren't taking him back. Sincerely, Canada.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Cutting things is easy. The problem is that recreating those cut services at a later date tend to cost twice as much (or more) than just tweaking the original service. I have never seen a gov't service that is cut return as anything other than a shell of its former self. I am good with paying taxes, just make the services work. In Canada, the former conservative cut our GST (goods and services tax) from 7% to 5%, service quality has tanked but to raise it would be suicide for a sitting gov't.

1 week ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, her replacement is going to be expected to do much of the same.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And then Kelloggs sent in the lawyers and it became FL Studio.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sure, argue with a cat, get back to me when you realise you've lost.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The Rainbow Bridge crosses the Niagara River into Canada, she is with us now.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Um... fuck... no comment. Really.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Ideally partner with someone that is part of the team? Both should make the unit stronger, whether physically, mentally, or emotionally, otherwise it is a one night stand with baggage.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like everything else in a relationship, I prefer my SO would team up with me to remove whatever person was invading out space. A woman I was with claimed she was incapable of changing light bulbs (insert light bulb joke here), it turns out she was just expecting me to do everything. Not an attractive feature in a partner and, unsurprisingly, it didn't last.

1 week ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 2