screenshot for posterity
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July 29th be like
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conservatives manufacturing moral panic? takes me right back to the 2000s
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My 13th favorite. I didn't make it *but* I did steal it.
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Equality Act dump
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Nero is Chief no more. Welcome President Biden and Vice President Harris!
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when you’re arguing in the comments and they say “fine, go ahead and have the last word!” and I just leave them there like
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when someone leaves a comment on my comment explaining my hilarious comment
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Updated for 2021
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hey you
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when DJT asks if you could “recalculate” some votes for him
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Language and its structures and conventions are descriptive, not prescriptive. Words mean what we agree they mean. #DefundTheGrammarPolice
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when you for real totally legitimately won the election but the deep state has penetrated your administration and it’s ah fuck soooo deep...
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I’ve got a wedding to plan, an economy to plunder, a planet to burn, an underclass to suppress, and immigrants to blame for it... I’m swamped.
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to be clear, it’s because he was a hack practicing a dangerous and harmful pseudoscience
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eVeRyOnE tAlKs aBoUt wHy I sHOuLDn’T vOtE fOr tRuMp bUt nObOdY tAlKs aBoUt wHy I sHoULd vOtE fOr bIdEn (Parts 1-3: Climate, Healthcare, Taxes)
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BREAKING: anti-American fascists and insurrectionists fucking around, finding out. More at 11.
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waited for this all year
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llama llama duck
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“A Military 1st: A Supercarrier Is Named After An African American Sailor”
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“I think government welfare programs create a culture of dependence.” “Like Social Security?” “No, I pay into that with my taxes! I should be able to take advantage of it when I need it!”
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As a modern progressive I have many contentious opinions BUT
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this morning I pistol over myself
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“All of the recent Biden claimed States will be legally challenged by us for Voter Fraud and State Election Fraud. Plenty of proof — just check out the Media. WE WILL WIN! America First!”
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just take some space and some time for yourself
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“Donald Trump paid no income taxes at all in 10 of the previous 15 years — largely because he reported losing much more money than he made.”
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when she sees how big your tax returns are
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Department of Homeland Security officials tried to get Trump to care about right-wing terrorism. He ignored them.
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upvoting everything in usersub for July 29th
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When it’s Election Day 2020 and your radical leftist anarchist communist Maoist satanist deep state fake news pedophile blood cultist plot to cull the QAnon patriots and steal the election from Donald Trump is finally in motion
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“Why bother with Wholesome Day when there are so many bad things happening in the world right now?”
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lol my disabled grandma pays more in taxes than that you weak pathetic man
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Economy hurting after Congress fails to act on stimulus
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We don’t have time to f**k around anymore. Let’s get to work. Happy New Year everyone... :/
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eVeRyOnE tAlKs aBoUt wHy I sHOuLDn’T vOtE fOr tRuMp bUt nObOdY tAlKs aBoUt wHy I sHoULd vOtE fOr bIdEn (Part 7 aka "Fuck Christopher Columbus Day" Edition: Tribal Nations)
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when ur a big boy businessman but you u don’t make big boy money :’(
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eVeRyOnE tAlKs aBoUt wHy I sHOuLDn’T vOtE fOr tRuMp bUt nObOdY tAlKs aBoUt wHy I sHoULd vOtE fOr bIdEn (Parts 5-6: Campaign Finance & Government Reform, Criminal Justice Reform)
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