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153532 pts · July 18, 2012


37/m/Idaho/USA/Earth/Solar System/Milky Way/Local Group/Virgo Supercluster/Laniakea/The Universe/Dimension C-132 love, http://i.imgur.com/0BwTjbP.jpg Currently playing: - Dragon Quest XI (Switch) - Ori and the Blind Forest (Switch) - Overwatch (PC, XB1, Switch) - SNES Mini THINGS I LOVE: - Your butt - Astronomy and all fields of science. Carl Sagan is my hero. “I would suggest that science is, at least in my part, informed worship.” - Cars new and old. I have a soft spot for 60s muscle. - Video games new and old. I have a decent collection of retro games. 3DS just might be my favorite all-time gaming device. LOVE RPGs. - Books. Science non-fiction, sci-fi, and fantasy. - TV & Movies. Star Trek, Firefly, Battlestar, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, basically what most people around here like. Take your pick. - Outdoor crap. Hiking and fishing. I live in a pretty place, but let's be honest, I'd rather be inside playing video games. - My daughter is okay, I guess.

Buttfuck this war, indeed.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you know how to read that graph?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I don't get it. "Shush" as in keep the location of the world's largest trees a... secret?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor kitty, you mean. They obviously weren't playing and only one animal is SCARED FOR ITS LIFE in this instance.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

That's simply not true.

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are shirts.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Free-ranging cats are not domestic. An important distinction.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Somebody needs a violent fucking hug. Why you gotta be a shitter?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sigh *unzips*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You want dicks sent?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GAH. YOU'RE SO CUTE.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get in? Get in where? That's a 2-seater sammy, doggy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Food. Me eat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to upvote, but then you said downvote, but I'm not downvoting this, so I didn't. The End. Thanks for reading.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gorgeous. Love the light. You must be cozy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dat

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because on Reddit there's are thousands of replies.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

> somtimes got interesting. Years later I learned to keep a 2l bottle around or even empty kitty litter containers, the plastic lidded ones.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, when I was a closet drinker I'd whiz in empty beer cans/bottles to avoid leaving my room. They'd pile up and disposing of them >

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: she's a nurse. (Real talk I hope things go okay)

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can send them to me. I'm a 37-year-old dude, but I can be whatever you want, honey.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

[deletes Imgur]

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, but "sure" because it's funnier that way.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, there's a few parts to like here, really.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wet ass parenthesis. I just wanted to say that.

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