Spinosaur

39443 pts · March 22, 2013


I am Narcissus and my little zoom square is my lake

okay who was the dickhead who put only 5 in my 6-piece :( I was already having a bad day

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Borb

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love caves, I love adventures, I'm also kinda meh about being alive... but this is a hard NAH

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now I'm just impressed by how well trained that horse is

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A more accurate representation would be you pulling while the tractor is actively burying the stump and telling you to pull harder

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn Buchanan looks like a werewolf hunter and Polk looks like the werewolf

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all don't just ask your husband to get someth from the store so he will put gas in it and see all the emojis on the dash and fix them? ;)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"against my best wishes" has me rolling lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom would smile and tell me my bro was her fav, and would frequently 'joke' to other adults that having kids ruins your life

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You recycle (and so do I) because someone profits from the recycled items.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just got back from FL and hate to break it to ya but it’s a hell of a lot better than Ohio. Equal # of assholes but at least great weather

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom had bantams mixed with barred rock. cool looking birds

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wats the saying? Hard times make strong men, strong men make good times, good times make weak men, weak men make hard times..Hard times come

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

here in Ontario it's illegal for your employer to not give you 3 consecutive hrs off (with pay in some cases). Ppl still dont fuckin vote

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't stop there, include stumpy-leg cats and dogs, extreme scoop-faced horses, anything intentionally bred to be extreme and cosmetic

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Incorrect. Cats LOVE people who don’t like cats lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thing is, nurses aren't stupid. This may be something that's better attributed to malice than ignorance... Not sure if that's worse

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"anti-vaxx nurse" should be an oxymoron. Unfortunately in this timeline we live in it's just a moron

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

oh god no, you shut your whore mouth

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I tried to join mastodon but I just... don't get it?

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In ON, canada the homeschools have to follow a curriculum and do standardized tests. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was USA but Australia?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moobile

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is the worst. I don't get the licking one because can't you just ask your pet to stop? Mine does, is everyones pets just rude as hell?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why saying "i hope your kid turns out gay" to homophobes isn't the sweet burn you think it is :(. Poor kid

3 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

unfortunately it's spilling over the border and right wing nutjobs are very inspired by american politics

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Snap turts bottom shell is so small they can’t retract into it for defence so they have to go offence. They’re not mean, they’re scared :(

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