On my way to the FP
When someone asks me if I give a barnacle
Maintain eye contact, tip hat, assert dominance
It's the 29th!
This is why I will probably never own a dog
Uhhh
What am I going to do to prepare for my final exams?
"How would your friends/family describe you?"
On my way to FP
What in infection?
MRW I see the zombies winning
Get this to FP
Shit attack fail
Watching my post like
They just don't make great shows like this anymore
17 notifications!
Yes
MRW I stay up late writing an essay, then wake up and proofread it
MRW people say "username doesn't check out"
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Science is fun!
I guess this is what you sickos like
Nature Valley granola bars
Walk into the club like
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Cat wants dick
How the government spends your money
A cool number
Upvote if you can hear it
Imgur community
What really happened in Sweden that night
If you stare at this gif long enough...
Describe your sex life in a gif
Come on humans, let's win this!
"What skills do you have?"
People like this are why I don't go on vacations
High Energy
What in hydration
Coworkers
The upvote nebula
MRW people whine about not being able to pay off college debt when they chose a stupid major
Arguing with idiots online
Caffeine is a drug, case closed.
New England right now
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
What am I going to do with my day off?
Rate your fart
MRW I get deja vu while I nut
Ignore good posts. Get doodle bob to FP
How I end every journey to usersub
Me building up the motivation to start working on that essay
Hey usersub!
Let's not forget this happened
Looking at other people's search history like
Me as I escape usersub with a shitpost
This is what true strength looks like
When you find out the hard way that a clarinet is a bad fleshlight