StAnonymous

50808 pts · February 12, 2012


It actually looks like Messi, a rescue who was born sickly and can't be released into the wild. The zoo was gonna put him down cuz no money.

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I remember a story about a kid who knew his way around the oldest parts of Rome because he played Assassin's Creed.

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No, you gotta take out the teeth or the pigs will get tummy aches!

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He means the dwarfism this cat has. It's intentional. They're called Munchkins.

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The monster is there to keep you from wandering. Because wandering around at night is dangerous.

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The point of the monster under your bed isn't to scare you. It's to KEEP you in bed, where you're safe. Charlotte now feels safest there.

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Which is why we switched to gifs and image macros.

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That's Caramelldansen. It came out in 2001. And is Swedish. It was huge. How do you not know this song‽

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You're missing the word equality

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It's a collection of shells tied together to make a rattle. The noise is pleasant and it helps keep time.

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Top pic,far right. Her hair is down and she's in a nightie.

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Maybe if it weren't so bulbous and round. I honestly love mint green for a bathroom, tho.

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They are likely boxers themselves or even former professionals.

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Mentally swap these:( ) with these:[ ] and it makes more sense. They meant [insert here] rather than (aside) but apparently forgot brackets.

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Having sex with a drugged person is still rape, you nincompoop.

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My drill sargeant pushed me off. To be fair, I'm scared of heights and wouldn't move and the push did get me going. No, I didn't fall.

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Nants ingonyama bagithi baba sithi uhm Ingonyama yeah ingonyama

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It's why you can sing in a foreign language perfectly without speaking a single word of it. I can sing in Swahili and Hebrew and speak none.

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I believe the part of your brain that processes language and the part of your brain that processes music are separate.

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Sometimes, my allergies got so bad, I literally couldn't breath. And seasonal allergies can make you behave weird from lack of oxygen anyway

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There's an old rhyme where I'm from where you hold a dandelion and pop the head off while saying "Mama had a baby and it's head popped off."

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If the baby is feet first, they try very hard to turn it around or deliver C-section. The baby's head would get stuck otherwise. Bad times.

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Why did she want to rule so badly? Like yeah, I get it but she did that shit for a day and had a headache. Kuzco did that shit with a smile!

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I just make sure both food and water bowl are full and we spend a lot of time in the same room. He's still underweight, tho.

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My Great Pyr refuses to eat unless we're in the same room and he can look up at me between mouthfuls. He gets anxious I'm not safe.

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You named your dog Thor and DIDN'T name your cat Loki‽ Sir.

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And the fact that Clark Kent is three inches shorter than Superman because he's compressing his spine and slouching.

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Makes sense. In the wild, a malformed limb can get stuck on something, trapping the cat. And cats move just fine on three legs. So amputate!

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He's a very naughty boy!

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