Stanistani

240166 pts · March 25, 2013


Waffle Hinting since '92!

I see you have your Fuck, Marry, Kill choices all sorted.

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Sunset Boulvevard

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then there's the ghost debt collectors.

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You should do a 360° no scope.

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Big Mom energy.

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@OP show us your setup!

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Lots of things had more of a point to them back then.

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#2 Are we just going to skate by that being the kitten from the ancient meme 'Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten'?

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I was alive for Tricky Dick.

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I am allergic to raw tomatoes, so no.

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Lincoln was also allegedly a vampire hunter.

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"Jesus needed Our President to join Him in Heaven." -- Karoline Leavitt

Satan had no comment, but was reputedly completing a new wing of Hell.

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Johnny Bravo.

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That other hand is a claw, isn't it?

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Orion is the capsule system type. The specific Orion spacecraft capsule for the Artemis II mission is named Integrity. A name chosen by the crew.

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*pondering* Last time I was carded was in... 1982.

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There's a song that rhymes with that.

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Ok, hear me out - enriched uranium intended to be further enriched is UF₆ - stored in liquid form (cooled and stored from a gaseous form). It's not 'dust.'

I believe he just stares off into the distance, thinking of hamberders, while he's being lightly briefed.

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Are they your Achilles' heel? Do feel they are made up by Cretans?

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Well, at least your package was insured.

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It's worth trying just to see if you're immune to Listeria.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In my friend's vagina.

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#8 *nods* Those are all valid IP addresses.

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Passive-aggressive cooling.

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Premature Ricci ♥

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@OP - #1 for being very casual and #9 for showing your lovely face.

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I'm old, and I have handed out so many $20 bills to young-uns over the ages. Lately, it takes a $50 or $100 bill to have the same impact. I have also given newlyweds a down payment on a car. Also bought used cars for high school graduates who expect to leave for college.

*shrugs*

Maybe you need better or more prosperous relatives?

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It will peak at maybe $7.50. Assuming everybody kinda burns out as the war muddles along.

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Wow, almost every comment is full of weird typos. Are you all bots?

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