Stebbenwolf

16228 pts · March 27, 2017


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I’ve posted this to more than imgur so it might not be a Harrison.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some female lions do grow manes but it’s when their hormone profiles change. Probably not good for fertility but idk.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why don’t police just ride horses and catch people in nets planet of the apes style?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They do and have for a long time I think. But I’m just saying what I noticed recently.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well of course there is. But it’s not all porn.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I noticed “Kingdom Hearts 3” was trending on pornhub and it’s because people are uploading actual gameplay videos not porn.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Someone has taken a visit to bumwine.com I see. Or at least they’re all on their.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vaccines are basically like cheat codes in a videogame. Except when the deaths are real then you shouldn’t play the game just cheat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And homeless people!! Wait... America. Are we the baddies if we let people die in the streets like that?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I’m presumably not racist. Or I try not to be. But I’m definitely not racist like the people in the movie were. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

The point of blazing saddles is that the joke was on the racists. It’s only offensive if you’re racist. I’m not offended by this because 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

My guess is a calcium deposit. They show up from time to time in the body. Idk the mechanism but it seems plausible that it could happen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you really need to blur out Rob Denbleykers name?

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

There’s just so much he hasn’t and never will accomplish.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude how did I forget about that? Thanks for the reminder.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And look at Eli now. Shit happens idk what to say.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think those Super Bowls had a lot to do with the Steel Curtain and not necessarily Terry Bradshaw.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean he’s only going to appear in 9 Super Bowls guaranteed. What a loser.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh daddy grab my husk. Mmmmm harder.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean why does Porky think that a 10 pound duck could even carry a 150 pound pig. It would have to flap its wings very hard.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I’ve heard people talk all the time about what a short sickly little book worm James Madison was.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always chose Warthog. But only because my brother insisted he was the best and I had no knowledge to refute that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So anyway is anyone excited to see the new Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse movie?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He’s been free for years.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stopped watching trailers after watching the one for the LEGO movie. All the best jokes were in the trailer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nowadays they painted him red, lit his tail on fire, limited his dialogue to one word, and he’s some kids slave and goes by Charmander.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m surprised she didn’t know the term EGOT. I thought this was going to be a “fuck you Mo of course I know what it means.” Thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m still pro choice.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If the stuff about Vader’s armor is true it explains why Luke didn’t slice straight through him during their cloud city fight.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0