Download tinder......realize how desperate i am for a girlfriend
Don't drop that _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Wednesday is the day I'm going to do it
MRW I go through the pantry because im broke and find and old package of Oreos
found this gem on instagram.
It's like Christmas but better.
Why does seeing or hearing about your ex hurt?
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It's my birthday, upvotes for all! :)
This is the farthest I have made it out of my shell.
ohh, is this gif not perfectly cropped?.....to bad
MRW I've heard the 789 joke a million times and just understood that it's 7 "ate" 9 thanks to some front page material... the first time I heard that joke was back in 1992.
Imgur i just realized im retarded, this girl i talked to for about two weeks had told me that she just got out of a long-term relationship and wanted to meet up with me, and i didn't make a single move.
Forgive me lord, for I have eaten mcdonalds and taco bell in the same day