SteersAndQueers

32803 pts ยท October 7, 2014


No, it's Mambo No 5

15 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not all dipshits are pedos, but all pedos are dipshits.

15 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy leg fish

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Jeffrey Epstein and the Lonely Island

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

V minutes and another IV, my good sir.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could take all their hoses at once. Full blast.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have one as it was on clearance and the best value but WiFi is a feature I will never give it. I work in IT so the fewer devices online the better.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything reminds me of her

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My favourite politicians are the ones I never heard of.

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1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eat there, then hang around to blow up their toilet. It won't be long.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure. Can you help me with this?

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Take his legs again

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Wow, 5 years since then already

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love this movie. As a man in his thirties I may or may not have a Kiki tattoo.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You really should. You don't have to and that's fine
...... but you won't.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Meeee Eat Dat Bum Bum Hole*

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called fashion, sweaty

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"and how old is your son?"

"46"

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I'm aiming for fewer and fewer mistakes each time.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I need a lot more practice.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude can't even get a decent haircut

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That sounds painful

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I stopped watching Breaking Bad halfway through Season 3.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now, to use the phone cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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