StrandedonEarth

89290 pts · February 9, 2015


Armchair Engineer

that's hilarious. Now I want to print up some stickers to spread around...

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, with benefit packages (family plans about $100/mo employee share) offering coverage of things like drugs, dental, therapeutic massage, vision, hospital room upgrades, etc. My deductible for one set of services is $100/yr. But even with no insurance at all, the most expensive part of going to the hospital for anything is parking or the gift shop.

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#10 Imagining a guillotine making a slide-whistle sound as it falls....

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No coca in that cola!

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That poor car though…

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Luigi Light

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Can confirm

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s what I was wondering about too. I have to wonder if “Luigi Light” turned off the sprinkler system first….

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The other refugee groups don’t have the money that the Israelis do

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The Luigi is strong with this one…

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He could have just pulled out the guillotines instead…

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great Scott!

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Primary anyone who took money from AIPAC, and don’t elect anyone who has…

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The bird on that first coin looks like something out of “The Dark Crystal”

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, a taco dog.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Title of my next porn video…

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s gonna leave a mark….

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, the "Herbivores and Carnivores" game of school camping trumps. As a parent chaperone, I had great fun as the Mad Moose yelling "Mooooosee Stoooomp!!!" before chasing after a bunch a screaming girls, who had no problem outrunning me...

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You've been.... THUNDERSTRUCK!

5 days ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

“I fired them because they wouldn’t kiss my ass or the orange ass. They had the gall to say ‘No!’”

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Saying that title like it’s a bad thing…

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here we have a pattern of gas prices spiking on Monday then slowly dropping until the next Monday. Last week the Monday spike went up to 205.9 per LITER

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh c’mon, don’t sugarcoat it, tell us how you really feel about ol yamtits

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#7 what’s better is that as a ten-year-old I was looking at a tectonic plate map, which made the Earth look like a well-cracked hardboiled egg. I noticed the smaller plates (shell fragments) in the Caribbean, and figured that that was where the hypothetical dino-killer asteroid must have hit. The Chicxulub crater hit the news as the “smoking gun” about ten years later.

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I’ll take how to start a wildfire for $500, Alex…

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yachts built in Europe, no less...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They leave out words like "in charge of COMMITTING fraud," etc

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Freedumb

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