SubtleHarbinger

138980 pts ยท September 5, 2015


A few random facts about me: If I could be any superhero, I would be Batman. I would then use kryptonite to steal Superman's powers and become SuperBatman. My favorite color changes based on my mood. I once met Tony Todd and he was an asshole. Though I do tend to bring that out in people, so it might be my fault. You know what, we'll just go halfsies on it. When the 10th doctor said "I don't want to go", I straight up cried for 2 blubbering minutes. I have never had a crush on a celebrity, but I have had many crushes on the characters they play. Willow Rosenberg was my first big crush. I was 16 at the time. Don't judge. I once got third prize in a beauty pageant, but then had to spend my winnings to get out of jail. Wait. Are you actually reading this? Go do something productive with your life. Just... be awesome.

A Little Voting Humor

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Funniest short film I've seen this week.

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Kevin Smith is Still Alive and Chris Pratt is Still Awesome. Can I Get a Hell Yeah?

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Hmmm...

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Amazon Review: Greatest Computer Known to Man (and Woman)

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Delightfully Absurd

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When the wife asks what you should serve at the party you didn't even want to have...

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To All the Happy Couples on Valentine's Day...

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I Find This Rather Peaceful

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Here's Why You're Wrong - a Political Post

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Who remembers listening to Radio Aahs?

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Humanity Explained

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Visual Representation of How Star Wars Ep. VII is Doing in Theaters.

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Science is Amazing

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Definitely real quotes

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Well, They're Not Wrong

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Flight Engineers.

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Ice Bucket Challenge Accepted. Ice Bucket Challenge Failed.

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Fascinating...

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When words aren't needed to express your frustration with other drivers...

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My Favorite Stephens

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I am so getting one of these.

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I never don't laugh at this.

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They're Made of Meat

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