SunBrolem

68034 pts ยท August 22, 2016


"Why aren't fascists following the law"

17 hours ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

#3 you gotta take the wrapper off first.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can't. Capitalism is not a cancer that eats everything, it is a petri dish with dozens of bacteria colonies growing in it that eat everything. The colonies that eat the most get the biggest, and eat the other colonies, and the colonies that abstain from growth get devoured. Capitalism is an environment that rewards rapacious growth, and the only goal that matters is 'consume'. So they can't. Because if they did, another bacteria colony would eat them. The entire thing is unusable.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Why is this so funny

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"discombobulate"

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Israel proudly touts its 'samson protocol'; If at any point it seems like Israel will be defeated, they will nuke the surrounding countries.

3 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

yes mommy

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Of course they did, it hurts America and helps them.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

rosalina knows you ate the last pint of ice cream, bitch

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A couple of these are not fear. Ears back, licking lips, whites of their eyes visible, these are signs the dog is heavily considering attacking. This shit is not cute, you either endangering the cat or stressing the dog, often both.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At this point burn it down

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is why I'd never make it in a horror movie. I'd be that guy at the start of Blade who just follows the hot vampire into the vampire nightclub.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Groundhog Destination

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And the wheels on the bus go round and round...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were some pretty good bits in there. And then it made me sad.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 Its because she was wearing it in a ponytail. Its a well known fact some horses consider that to be cultural appropriation.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When dictators say they want competent people, what they mean is "All of my ideas are good and will work, and that means people who agree with me are competent, and people who disagree with me are incompetent". What this means is that actual competent people get shafted for telling Dear Leader their ideas won't work and are bad, and incompetent people who kiss ass are the ones that get put in charge.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal."

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The SOFT BABY has approached you, and you have come into contact with NOSE WET. This day is blessed, surely.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The picture of the airplane with bullet holes, but for Victorian fashion

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wow, I've never been painfully hard before!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

People said this in 2024, I'm taking nothing for granted.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately putting her in that position will just guarantee Trump a third term. Our country is fucking cooked, you'll have people standing in front of the ministry of truth construction site saying they didn't feel like voting for a woman and that's why we needed the death camps.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Whenever I see these crotch zippers all I can think of is the agony that would be catching your labia in them

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Curse you, normal sized penis!!!

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Everyone loved Obama and it absolutely fucking broke conservatives

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't misunderstand me- I am aware that plans to kill people are in place. They just aren't marketable. You build the facilities as detention centers, then as work camps, then as concentration camps, then as death camps, because if you open up with death camps, people get fidgety.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same reason the Nazis did. Their initial plan was to deport all the Jews. This turned out to be quite difficult as no one wanted Germany to dump its own citizens in their country, so they had to store them while they figured out where to send them. Eventually, storing them turned into exterminating them when it got too expensive.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

holy terrible photoshop batman

2 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I know I was going frame by frame

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0