Sunfire00

5338 pts · February 3, 2017


Next time I need my hair cut I'm flying to Japan.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I live on the continent, but absolutely agreed.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wolves are more afraid of humans than we are or them and that includes my three-year-old. Not an issue 99.99% of the time.

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well, to be fair over here in Europe the only thing trying to kill us are politicians and (occasionally) other humans. We have very few dangerous animals, at least in Western and central Europe. Thank you for the explanation!

5 days ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

Who slew the vicious chicken of Bristol

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because he dodges bullets, Avi!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm the parent of a three-year old and the kid standing there gives me severe anxiety

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My best friend and me randomly throw in lines from the movie into everything. Mostly "Is that a tea cozy", the infamous Nemesis speech or - my personal favourites - everything related to Boris the Blade or Bullet Tooth Tony

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Let's just hope he loses his upcoming election.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a huge fan of the EU in general but requiring unilateral agreement of all member states for decisions was one of the worst ideas ever. Orban is holding the EU hostage for years now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would laugh about this in German but everyone knows we do not have a sense of humour.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And good day to you, fellow two-digiter! I'm at -10.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, drugs are bad. Better to jot even start. And now please excuse me, I need to get my third cup if coffee for the day, right now at 10:30 in the morning.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

USB-C is the best invention since sliced bread, really.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alyson Hannigan. It's always her since Buffy days

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like me driving in Cyberpunk 2077 or GTA...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most punchable faces in German politics not counting the AFD.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yep, the Adept who's very much into Kasteen.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Major Broklaw called the meeting to order.
Major Broklaw fired several rounds of his bolt pistol I to the ceiling.
Major Broklaw called the meeting to order again.

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That's why I use a DNS-based adblocker on top of a browser-based one.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lüften is serious business over here, okay?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No one remembers Berlin being especially hard hit by bombing runs. Everyone remembers Dresden. Every city was hit during WWII but not as hard es Dresden. Either Graham doesn't know shit or doesn't care about the distinction. Either way he's a moron (as if that needed confirmation)

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Only Eastern Germany. The western part was never subject to soviet/russian authority. Should probably be France due to Napoleon.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can tell you in about six weeks. I need a new fuse box since my new heating system (a heat pump) requires fully new electronic installation.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0