261 pts · March 14, 2024
we built this where theres (basically) NO natural disasters!!!!!! (It was on purpose and totally NOT because everyone hates these and won't let us build near towns) Anyway here's the completely unrelated massive debilitating natural disasters we have to deal with now.
#17 ...pain?
One correction: it's not shocking at all 😞
Had a flare-up earlier this year, it was SO AWKWARD to talk about 😵😫😵💫
Why is this written like a LinkedIn post 😆
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Exactly what I was thinking. It's a good start, but men should be able to remember the staples they have in their own homes. I don't love that the viewpoint is "you're learning this so you can help a woman with her woman things" and not "learn to be independent and get the things you know you need for the household you live in with or without others." Any education is great but we do a huge disservice to boys when we link everyday chores with some nebulous future wife concept they must do it for
Ok fitzcarraldo
#15 women? Also yes 😆
#3 isn't he Samoan? So, igneous
#6 over the generations, the ponies' eyes have shifted away from the mostly side-facing eyes of herbivorous prey species and into fully front-facing eyes of omni/carnivore predator species, implying that at some point along the way, they developed a taste for meat. In this essay I will...
Remember: they're not surprised, it's fully on purpose, and they're lying.
That's insulting! Pigs are useful
Man, if they could read I bet they'd be pretty angry
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Ambien
Several years ago my sister went to the ER in agony, unable to stand, throwing up, etc. Drs said "girls her age lie" and "are we *suuuuuure* she's not pregnant," wanted to send her home but we're lucky enough to have a mom who's able and willing to demand a different dr. Anyway she had appendicitis
#15 it'll pass like a kidney stone, but it'll pass 😫
#8 the DREAMMMMMM
And for all that garbage, it then doesn't even move in any way like an actual manta ray 🙄🙄🙄
#5 uppies? 🥺🥺🥺
It's a sweet gesture from him for sure, but without more context of their relationship it's tough to know whether or not he brings any other support into their marriage besides "she likes birdhouses so I built some." I'm not going to assume (I like Taylor but she's doing some leaping) but statistically that ends up more like "she said birdhouses so instead of doing the dishes or laundry or sweeping or groceries or many, many other things I sequestered myself in my workshop and made birdhouses."
#11 my dog is the sole reason I didn't 😵🔫 in college. I owe that 13lb snuggle ball my actual life and she will take precedence over every other relationship for as long as she snuffles along this mortal coil
I was like "yeah, ok, tax the rich, love that, more robust public services, please and thank you, it's the unions' fault, ... oh boy you lost me big time" 😆 i definitely disagree with some of the ways unions are run (police union protecting murderers and domestic abusers, teachers union protecting pedos, etc) but anyone who thinks abolishing them completely is the answer can keep gagging on that boot in hell
RIP your shins 🪦🪦🪦
Is he "popular" or is it that he's "more well known as citizens of other countries who've never had to give a shit about US politics start to realize we gave the nuclear codes to a decrepit, sludge-brained child molester and they're rapidly realizing he's making it everyone's problem"
They always go "oh but the wAiT TiMeS" as I sit here in NJ unable to schedule a routine screening until may 🙄
Massachusetts has more healthcare infrastructure & educational facilities than you can shake a stick at and has had excellent state-funded low income healthcare since the 90s. If it wasn't economically viable for doctors to be there then they'd be long gone
My company needs a new server, but it's been put on indefinite hiatus due to the ram shortage. We produce components of power systems that have been ordered for... Drumroll please... data centers. So they've ordered products that we're slow to make because they've already hoarded the thing we need.
we built this where theres (basically) NO natural disasters!!!!!! (It was on purpose and totally NOT because everyone hates these and won't let us build near towns) Anyway here's the completely unrelated massive debilitating natural disasters we have to deal with now.
#17 ...pain?
One correction: it's not shocking at all 😞
Had a flare-up earlier this year, it was SO AWKWARD to talk about 😵😫😵💫
Why is this written like a LinkedIn post 😆
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWQ2MDB5bTl0ZzQzb2dreHZ1YzhibmphZTlpeW9hN3NoeTEwZDVzOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/g1KDW33dkOS0jW9GFL/200w.webp
Exactly what I was thinking. It's a good start, but men should be able to remember the staples they have in their own homes. I don't love that the viewpoint is "you're learning this so you can help a woman with her woman things" and not "learn to be independent and get the things you know you need for the household you live in with or without others." Any education is great but we do a huge disservice to boys when we link everyday chores with some nebulous future wife concept they must do it for
Ok fitzcarraldo
#15 women? Also yes 😆
#3 isn't he Samoan? So, igneous
#6 over the generations, the ponies' eyes have shifted away from the mostly side-facing eyes of herbivorous prey species and into fully front-facing eyes of omni/carnivore predator species, implying that at some point along the way, they developed a taste for meat. In this essay I will...
Remember: they're not surprised, it's fully on purpose, and they're lying.
That's insulting! Pigs are useful
Man, if they could read I bet they'd be pretty angry
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnhjeW45endkaGUwNmtzcXNqdDAwZG80eGNiNmNjMDV5YjBkdWFhNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9TbgGqK1KhpnNORo9a/200w.webp
Ambien
Several years ago my sister went to the ER in agony, unable to stand, throwing up, etc. Drs said "girls her age lie" and "are we *suuuuuure* she's not pregnant," wanted to send her home but we're lucky enough to have a mom who's able and willing to demand a different dr. Anyway she had appendicitis
#15 it'll pass like a kidney stone, but it'll pass 😫
#8 the DREAMMMMMM
And for all that garbage, it then doesn't even move in any way like an actual manta ray 🙄🙄🙄
#5 uppies? 🥺🥺🥺
It's a sweet gesture from him for sure, but without more context of their relationship it's tough to know whether or not he brings any other support into their marriage besides "she likes birdhouses so I built some." I'm not going to assume (I like Taylor but she's doing some leaping) but statistically that ends up more like "she said birdhouses so instead of doing the dishes or laundry or sweeping or groceries or many, many other things I sequestered myself in my workshop and made birdhouses."
#11 my dog is the sole reason I didn't 😵🔫 in college. I owe that 13lb snuggle ball my actual life and she will take precedence over every other relationship for as long as she snuffles along this mortal coil
I was like "yeah, ok, tax the rich, love that, more robust public services, please and thank you, it's the unions' fault, ... oh boy you lost me big time" 😆 i definitely disagree with some of the ways unions are run (police union protecting murderers and domestic abusers, teachers union protecting pedos, etc) but anyone who thinks abolishing them completely is the answer can keep gagging on that boot in hell
RIP your shins 🪦🪦🪦
Is he "popular" or is it that he's "more well known as citizens of other countries who've never had to give a shit about US politics start to realize we gave the nuclear codes to a decrepit, sludge-brained child molester and they're rapidly realizing he's making it everyone's problem"
They always go "oh but the wAiT TiMeS" as I sit here in NJ unable to schedule a routine screening until may 🙄
Massachusetts has more healthcare infrastructure & educational facilities than you can shake a stick at and has had excellent state-funded low income healthcare since the 90s. If it wasn't economically viable for doctors to be there then they'd be long gone
My company needs a new server, but it's been put on indefinite hiatus due to the ram shortage. We produce components of power systems that have been ordered for... Drumroll please... data centers. So they've ordered products that we're slow to make because they've already hoarded the thing we need.