12101 pts ยท July 1, 2015
Go, Kobo, Go!
"Wow, it's a toasted hand."
"Hazel... the field... the field... it's covered in blood."Yep. Nightmares for days for my little 6-year-old self.
I always liked him, even before I knew him.
"What happened buddy?""Oh it was HORRIBLE! Some other dog, a VERY BAD DOG, just broke in and started lapping up your very delicious blue icy drink thing and then I chased them away because THAT IS YOUR tasty icy drink thing and I did NOT want you to get sad because I LOVE you.""I love you too buddy. Did it taste good?""It was very delicious!"
Was he intending to give himself a shitty haircut to justify wearing that awful hat?
Just got back in from a trip. Seems I've dodged a bullet.
..........Why is Candace Owens of all fucking people saying this?
"AI will lie to you."
A meowse pad.
"LOOK at how fucking small my HANDS are!"
Yeah, I'm not really able to get past that myself, it's like "When the fuck did YOU start caring, lady?"
Shots fired.
Nah. We'll talk about it forever, just to piss you off.
Hell sometimes it isn't even limited to universe. He's hopped back and forth over the line like it was a jump rope multiple times in the mainstream 616 universe.
That's fascinating Mister Morgan, can you tell me your stance on the LGBTQ+, women, non-white minorities, and people on the autistic spectrum?
This might involve more than one little fight.
"As soon as I lifted the gun to show her I suddenly heard a loud bang. I did not understand what happened."Here, let me help:You murdered your own child because you were mad. That seems pretty straight and forward, homie.
Yeah? ...You got more than words, sweetheart?Seriously, until I see them actually doing anything of value to impede or punish the assholes in charge, it's just empty lip service. Talk is cheap.
Fuck the threat, fucking do it!
Hey, we had a deaf and half-blind dog. If he didn't want to follow directions, he'd just turn his head away.
"You're a bad reporter, you're very nasty.""Yes we know, answer the question.""Your dishonest organization should be ashamed of you.""Yes, very disappointed. Answer the question."
Okay... are you... gonna deal with it?"Hm? Oh, no, absolutely not."
"Fork you, you forking fork-faced face-forking mother-forker!"
DOG: "I love you even when you do your strange human things."
Because that worked SO well at Nuremberg, didn't it sweetheart.
Well... damn it... disappointed, but not surprised.
"A top GOP official in Texas"Which one? What's their name? I hate doubting the idea, but this could very well just be someone trying to say something to make us feel better. I want this to be real, but we have to know more.
Nah. It's just a straight-up lie.
Fantastic. He can now elaborate, because I want to hear what next-level hallucinatory bullshit he thinks makes this true.(actually that's a lie, hearing him speak is nails-on-chalkboard levels of infuriating now...)
"Wow, it's a toasted hand."
"Hazel... the field... the field... it's covered in blood."
Yep. Nightmares for days for my little 6-year-old self.
I always liked him, even before I knew him.
"What happened buddy?"
"Oh it was HORRIBLE! Some other dog, a VERY BAD DOG, just broke in and started lapping up your very delicious blue icy drink thing and then I chased them away because THAT IS YOUR tasty icy drink thing and I did NOT want you to get sad because I LOVE you."
"I love you too buddy. Did it taste good?"
"It was very delicious!"
Was he intending to give himself a shitty haircut to justify wearing that awful hat?
Just got back in from a trip. Seems I've dodged a bullet.
..........Why is Candace Owens of all fucking people saying this?
"AI will lie to you."
A meowse pad.
"LOOK at how fucking small my HANDS are!"
Yeah, I'm not really able to get past that myself, it's like "When the fuck did YOU start caring, lady?"
Shots fired.
Nah. We'll talk about it forever, just to piss you off.
Hell sometimes it isn't even limited to universe. He's hopped back and forth over the line like it was a jump rope multiple times in the mainstream 616 universe.
That's fascinating Mister Morgan, can you tell me your stance on the LGBTQ+, women, non-white minorities, and people on the autistic spectrum?
This might involve more than one little fight.
"As soon as I lifted the gun to show her I suddenly heard a loud bang. I did not understand what happened."
Here, let me help:
You murdered your own child because you were mad. That seems pretty straight and forward, homie.
Yeah? ...You got more than words, sweetheart?
Seriously, until I see them actually doing anything of value to impede or punish the assholes in charge, it's just empty lip service. Talk is cheap.
Fuck the threat, fucking do it!
Hey, we had a deaf and half-blind dog. If he didn't want to follow directions, he'd just turn his head away.
"You're a bad reporter, you're very nasty."
"Yes we know, answer the question."
"Your dishonest organization should be ashamed of you."
"Yes, very disappointed. Answer the question."
Okay... are you... gonna deal with it?
"Hm? Oh, no, absolutely not."
"Fork you, you forking fork-faced face-forking mother-forker!"
DOG: "I love you even when you do your strange human things."
Because that worked SO well at Nuremberg, didn't it sweetheart.
Well... damn it... disappointed, but not surprised.
"A top GOP official in Texas"
Which one? What's their name? I hate doubting the idea, but this could very well just be someone trying to say something to make us feel better. I want this to be real, but we have to know more.
Nah. It's just a straight-up lie.
Fantastic. He can now elaborate, because I want to hear what next-level hallucinatory bullshit he thinks makes this true.
(actually that's a lie, hearing him speak is nails-on-chalkboard levels of infuriating now...)