TMPudding

3915 pts · November 24, 2011


Phew, blenders are probably still safe to use for most people.

44 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister gave me Street Hassle and The Blue Mask for a birthday, excellent gift.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do some humans have to fondle wildlife?
It's OK if the baby is deserted, as long as you get your video.

1 hour ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They look a bit like tigers but they're actually a ball of caterpillars, resting after eating all the foliage of that tree.

20 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"It’s not possible for us to take care of day care, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things,” Trump said. “They can do it on a state basis. You can’t do it on a federal. We have to take care of one thing: military protection."
It would be if you appointed competent department heads...

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can't fool me, that's a three headed catachook.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing!
Congratulations, you have just won yourself a 21st century dystopia!

1 week ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

People with no sense of irony are voting now?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A lot of people do want him to be sleeping with the fishes.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hippopotatomus

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdEMOFEg_ic
We had an apartment in the city
Me and Loretta liked living there
Well, it'd been years since the kids had grown
A life of their own left us alone
John and Linda live in Omaha
And Joe is somewhere on the road
We lost Davy in the Korean War
And I still don't know what for, don't matter anymore

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'll put it on the list.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's every week except one in the middle of August.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People don't want to watch people, bring the goat back.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Weird movie was good.

1 week ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

It's the sort of thing a very rich person could say to other very rich people, enjoying very expensive drinks on the sands of Bora Bora. They could nod, wiggle their exquisite glasses for emphasis and say that's right Johnny. It's not really a for general broadcast kind of comment.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ye but then you've created a body disposal problem and I don't have a boat, or pigs.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look like Norwegian Blues, must be Norway.
You can even see a fiord, though not Slarti's best work.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

So she'll know where to have her plate placed next time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Mysterious ways, ineffable plan.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The face you show, the face you feel.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think Dexter tv was much better than the books, can't think of another such case offhand.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Packaging, those strawberries need much more packaging.
No flowers, ribbons, pot pourri, gold, frankincense or myrrh.
They haven't even tried, it's an insult, utterly unforgivable.

2 weeks ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

Hey, don't be discouraged, remember the old proverb.
Work without rest for 87 years and you'll probably win.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ye Ugluk is OK, just as long you're not a Gorbag follower.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, lawyer off the list,
programmer off the list,
toilet technician off the list.
What am I supposed to do now?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wont catch blue shirt.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it going to run for political office?
I think its fans will insist on it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't think Nosferatu felt the cold.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0