TORQD

10835 pts · August 9, 2018


Matthew 25:40-45; conservative "Christians" going straight to hell Matthew 7:6; and here's why I don't "reAcH acRosS thE AisLe"

I think I recognize that vajoozle biscuit

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Rules vary by state, but yes, they're eligible for unemployment benefits, though unlikely to make as much as they were earning. There are also other assistance programs to subsidize food, housing, and medical costs that they may be eligible for. Ultimately, you raise an important point: The workers are losing out more than the company

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Oh, think of step-mommy surprising you with your crusty sock in hand. You know, like the rest of us basement dwellers.

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Oh fuck yeah, I'd pay big monies to see Hunter make Stupiday and Idiotay do stop-hitting-yourselfs

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Pardon me, ma'am: May I buy you a drink ... or ... a condominium?

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Having spent my "tweens" living there, I personally feel that it can never be too early to depart Eugene

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*His chatbot

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More angry horns than a New York bridge

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I must've laughed for ten minutes before realizing it was a 5 second loop

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Links like that need to come with a warning about heart palpitations

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With that R2-D2 impersonation? The "birds aren't real" crowd are prolly calling this Exhibit A

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Just under 5 freedom units, or two cans of beer stacked on top of a washing machine

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*yore

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Amazing costume, but not near enough mucous. Needz mor phlegm!

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According to my dogs, butt scritches is the best scritches

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Numenoreans (ancestors of the Dunedain). Orcs built Barad-Dur and other fastness of Mordor (but not Minas Morgul, which was another Numenorean fortress).

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The Russian kind sure as hell would

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Or the hills got closer

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*Baroque

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Very definitely orcs, specifically Uruk-Hai (but snaga have mastered brutalist interior design for their caves).

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@op if she is a foster fail, would that be the worst thing that happened to you this week?

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I only have the one upvote to give, so I just give it whenever you post. Please take it as a given that your finished work is +1000 of my updoots.

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Uugghhh, can't believe I'm about to say this but ... pineapple/jalapeños is a thing that I'm gonna have to try

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Pools don't come with instructions; but if they did, dis bebe wrote 'em

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But you could still use man (make you feel smart)

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Have to admit, I have big and crush on tall and girl

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