Talonchis

8711 pts ยท February 19, 2016


Father of 4, self employed, funnier than my wife thinks I am.

It is murder, but your explanation earned you an up doot.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Onion cutting ninjas.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I owe you an apology, for only being able to upvote this once.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey Devin! I'm Devin!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it doesn't need to not.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Man, that would have been hilarious if I got it first time around.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I read that whole thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doot for a friend.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Good call.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't smoke a rock.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's albino. Different color. Shiny.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rom game*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure what you mean by modded rom? Inbox me? I'd be interested in upping my mod game.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouch. That has to suck.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ya, but not Magikarp.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I promise the wait wasn't worth the story. Just a name and date from 1986.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a Sneasel and Jynx back in the day, either Gold or Crystal.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a Tuesday in Minnesota.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I thought I was the only one! Then I found a note when I was tearing out sheet vinyl last month.

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

Cubone wears the skull of its mother. It wants the doctor to revive it's dead mother using her skull.

8 years ago | Likes 585 Dislikes 4

Just a couple hours from there in Fairmont! (MN)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your wife single?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think we've had enough. Come on meow.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Save the investigation. Looks like penny to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep a healthy supply of her favorite chocolate on hand, but hidden so you can pull it out when she needs it most.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's Amazon. They all use Amazon.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was clever, mother fucker.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0